🔗 🥺 Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 🥺 Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas January Nkurunziza vs. 💾 Simulacra I Walter Johnson
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1. DH Susie Gelashvili
2. SS Regina System
3. 2B Changming Hess
4. 1B Jeremy Wilkerson
5. RF Bernard Hansen
6. 3B Whitney Meunier
7. C Jaxon Antoniou
8. CF Yogi McKinney
9. LF Bernice Sims
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🥺 Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting.
🔗 Now batting: Susie Gelashvili (1st PA of game)
🔗 Susie Gelashvili hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Susie Gelashvili flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Regina System (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Regina System strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Changming Hess (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Changming Hess strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to 3B Whitney Meunier. Rickey Henderson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Jackie Robinson pops out on a sacrifice fly to 2B Changming Hess. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. 📣 A mighty cheer erupts!
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field. 📣 Fans roar in support!
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to CF Yogi McKinney.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🥺 Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jeremy Wilkerson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Jeremy Wilkerson hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Jeremy Wilkerson grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Bernard Hansen (1st PA of game)
🔗 Bernard Hansen hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Bernard Hansen singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Whitney Meunier (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Whitney Meunier strikes out swinging. Bernard Hansen steals second base!
🔗 Now batting: Jaxon Antoniou (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. 📣 The crowd lets out a collective howl!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Jaxon Antoniou strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 January Nkurunziza is leaving the game. 🥺 SP2 Jeremy Faure takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Whitney Meunier. Lou Gehrig to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2. 📣 The cheers drown out everything else!
🔗 Ball. 2-2. Honus Wagner steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing home.
🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. 📣 Supporters pound on the railings!
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2. Honus Wagner steals third base!
🔗 Ball. 3-2. Willie Mays steals second base!
🔗 Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 HBP)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Bernice Sims. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 The fans are fired up!
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Jeremy Wilkerson.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🥺 Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Yogi McKinney (1st PA of game)
🔗 Yogi McKinney hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Yogi McKinney grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Bernice Sims (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Bernice Sims hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Bernice Sims grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Susie Gelashvili (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Susie Gelashvili strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Jeremy Faure is leaving the game. 🥺 SP3 Hiccup Lane takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 SF)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Yogi McKinney.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Johnny Bench pops out to 2B Changming Hess.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🥺 Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Regina System (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Regina System strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Changming Hess (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Changming Hess strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jeremy Wilkerson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Jeremy Wilkerson strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Hiccup Lane is leaving the game. 🥺 SP4 Beatriz Ferrer takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Honus Wagner flies out to LF Bernice Sims.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Willie Mays flies out to CF Yogi McKinney.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.
🔗 Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🥺 Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Bernard Hansen (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Bernard Hansen strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Whitney Meunier (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Whitney Meunier strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Jaxon Antoniou (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Jaxon Antoniou strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Beatriz Ferrer is leaving the game. 🥺 SP5 Ernie Okello takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 HBP, 1 SF)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SF, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a popup to the catcher.
🔗 Mike Schmidt pops out to C Jaxon Antoniou.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🥺 Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Yogi McKinney (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Yogi McKinney strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Bernice Sims (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Bernice Sims strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Susie Gelashvili (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Susie Gelashvili is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Regina System (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Regina System strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Ernie Okello is leaving the game. 🥺 RP1 Lifen van der Berg takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to third base.
🔗 Johnny Bench lines out to 3B Whitney Meunier.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to LF Bernice Sims.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Honus Wagner reaches on a fielder's choice out, P Lifen van der Berg to 3B Whitney Meunier. Lou Gehrig out at third.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Bernice Sims. Honus Wagner scores!
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Ted Williams singles on a line drive to LF Bernice Sims. Willie Mays to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SF, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 Fans roar in support!
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson lines out to CF Yogi McKinney.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🥺 Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro MartÃnez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Changming Hess (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Changming Hess strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jeremy Wilkerson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Jeremy Wilkerson strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Bernard Hansen (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Bernard Hansen strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Lifen van der Berg is leaving the game. 🥺 RP2 Ronnie Byrd takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 HR)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SF, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 1B Jeremy Wilkerson.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HBP, 1 PO)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to LF Bernice Sims. Jackie Robinson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 PO, 1 LO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 📣 Fans pump their fists in the air!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 2B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing home.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🥺 Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting. RP2 Pedro MartÃnez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Whitney Meunier (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Whitney Meunier strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jaxon Antoniou (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Jaxon Antoniou strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Yogi McKinney (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Yogi McKinney strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Ronnie Byrd is leaving the game. 🥺 RP3 Gabriela Baxter takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Bernice Sims.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 FC)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Honus Wagner triples on a fly ball to CF Yogi McKinney.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 FO, 1 1B)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field. 📣 Everyone is chanting the team's name!
🔗 Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to LF Bernice Sims. Honus Wagner scores!
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Bernard Hansen. Willie Mays to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 SF, 1 SO, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 Banners wave wildly!
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks. Ted Williams to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 HR, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 SF, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Yogi McKinney.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🥺 Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Bernice Sims (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Bernice Sims hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Bernice Sims singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Susie Gelashvili (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Susie Gelashvili hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Susie Gelashvili singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays. Bernice Sims to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Regina System (0 for 3, 3 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Regina System strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Changming Hess (0 for 3, 3 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 The fans are fired up!
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Changming Hess hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Changming Hess grounds into a force out, 3B Mike Schmidt unassisted. Bernice Sims out at third. Susie Gelashvili to second base. Changming Hess to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Jeremy Wilkerson (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Jeremy Wilkerson hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Jeremy Wilkerson grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🥺 Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas. Final score: 5-0