🔗 👑 Istanbul Constant Nobles vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 👑 Istanbul Constant Nobles Geraldine Parmesan vs. 💾 Simulacra I Walter Johnson
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1. 1B Alexander de Guzman
2. CF Erika Cat
3. LF Wimdy Suero
4. SS Rodney For Instance
5. RF Imani Brun
6. C Ray Patel
7. DH Orion Hansen
8. 3B Yellow Christensen
9. 2B Mobilesuit Schumacher
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 👑 Istanbul Constant Nobles batting.
🔗 Now batting: Alexander de Guzman (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Alexander de Guzman strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Erika Cat (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Erika Cat strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Wimdy Suero (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Wimdy Suero strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to first base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson lines out to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to left field!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to CF Erika Cat.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Wimdy Suero. Jackie Robinson to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 Chants rise from the bleachers!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to CF Erika Cat. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to center field! Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench scores!
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Honus Wagner flies out to LF Wimdy Suero.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Yellow Christensen to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 👑 Istanbul Constant Nobles batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rodney For Instance (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Rodney For Instance strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Imani Brun (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Imani Brun strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Ray Patel (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ray Patel hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ray Patel singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Orion Hansen (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Orion Hansen strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Geraldine Parmesan is leaving the game. 👑 SP2 Mila Coates takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Babe Ruth lines out to RF Imani Brun.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 👑 Istanbul Constant Nobles batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Yellow Christensen (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Yellow Christensen hits a ground ball to the catcher.
🔗 Yellow Christensen grounds out, C Johnny Bench to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Mobilesuit Schumacher (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Mobilesuit Schumacher hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Mobilesuit Schumacher grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Alexander de Guzman (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Alexander de Guzman hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Alexander de Guzman singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Erika Cat (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Erika Cat hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Erika Cat grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Mila Coates is leaving the game. 👑 SP3 Mirror Ellsworthton takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Rodney For Instance to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Rodney For Instance to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to LF Wimdy Suero.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 👑 Istanbul Constant Nobles batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Wimdy Suero (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Wimdy Suero strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Rodney For Instance (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Rodney For Instance hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Rodney For Instance flies out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Imani Brun (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Imani Brun strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Mirror Ellsworthton is leaving the game. 👑 SP4 Catboy Waseball takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Yellow Christensen to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 👑 Istanbul Constant Nobles batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ray Patel (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ray Patel hits a line drive to the shortstop.
🔗 Ray Patel lines out to SS Honus Wagner.
🔗 Now batting: Orion Hansen (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Orion Hansen hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Orion Hansen flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Yellow Christensen (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Yellow Christensen hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Yellow Christensen grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Catboy Waseball is leaving the game. 👑 SP5 Mango the Hedgehog takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Mobilesuit Schumacher to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Mobilesuit Schumacher to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 LO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Erika Cat.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to LF Wimdy Suero.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 👑 Istanbul Constant Nobles batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mobilesuit Schumacher (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Mobilesuit Schumacher strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Alexander de Guzman (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Alexander de Guzman strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Erika Cat (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Erika Cat strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Mango the Hedgehog is leaving the game. 👑 RP1 Deborah Apparently II takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Wimdy Suero.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 2-1. 📣 Noise levels spike!
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Erika Cat.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Honus Wagner grounds into a double play, 3B Yellow Christensen to SS Rodney For Instance to 1B Alexander de Guzman. Johnny Bench out at second base. Honus Wagner out at first base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 👑 Istanbul Constant Nobles batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Wimdy Suero (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Wimdy Suero strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Rodney For Instance (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Rodney For Instance hits a line drive to the shortstop.
🔗 Rodney For Instance lines out to SS Honus Wagner.
🔗 Now batting: Imani Brun (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Imani Brun strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Deborah Apparently II is leaving the game. 👑 RP2 Dwink Cordero takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to RF Imani Brun.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 2 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2. Willie Mays steals third base!
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Mobilesuit Schumacher to 1B Alexander de Guzman. Willie Mays scores!
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to third base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson lines out to 3B Yellow Christensen.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 LO, 1 1B)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Rodney For Instance to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 👑 Istanbul Constant Nobles batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ray Patel (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 LO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ray Patel hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Ray Patel singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Orion Hansen (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Orion Hansen strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Yellow Christensen (0 for 2, 2 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Yellow Christensen hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Yellow Christensen flies out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Mobilesuit Schumacher (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Mobilesuit Schumacher strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Dwink Cordero is leaving the game. 👑 RP3 Razzmatazz Rose takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt lines out to LF Wimdy Suero.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 BB)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Johnny Bench pops out to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 👑 Istanbul Constant Nobles batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Alexander de Guzman (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Alexander de Guzman hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Alexander de Guzman grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Erika Cat (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Erika Cat hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Erika Cat grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Wimdy Suero (0 for 3, 3 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Wimdy Suero strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 👑 Istanbul Constant Nobles. Final score: 6-0