π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Count Young vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-2. π£ The energy in here is palpable!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to left field! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ A mighty cheer erupts!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Johnny Bench steals second base! π£ The stands explode in noise!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to left field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 HBP)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to P Pie Hartman. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ A chant grows louder and louder!
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to left field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2. π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays homers on a fly ball to left field! Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds out, P Avi Mack to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ Fans jump and shout!
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field. π£ The home supporters can't contain themselves!
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Honus Wagner to third base. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The supporters fuel their team!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth hits a grand slam on a line drive to center field! Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul tip. Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to third base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 2 HR, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 4, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Chants thunder around the stadium!
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, P Pedro MartΓnez to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 4, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (3 for 4, 2 1B, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 4, 2 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The stadium erupts!
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by 2B Hannah Whitaker. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench to second base. Throwing error by Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 4, 2 1B, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 HBP, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks. Johnny Bench to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 4, 2 GO, 2 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The crowd rallies behind the team!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Barbara Bone singles on a ground ball to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 3, 1 HBP, 1 2B, 2 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 2 HR, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 SF)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base. π£ A tremendous cheer fills the air!
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 4, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 2 BB, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (4 for 5, 3 1B, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ The noise level skyrockets!
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to first base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a line drive to second base.
π Gertrude McCall lines out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 16-0