π π¦ Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π¦ Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls Jacqueline Pierre vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. LF Adalynn Patra
2. C Larry Larchmont
3. 1B Karina Garrison
4. 2B Daniela Poole
5. DH Flapjack Ashraf
6. RF Ryan Porter
7. CF Biffle Burton
8. SS Xiaohua Hassan
9. 3B Xiomara Butterfield
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π¦ Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting.
π Now batting: Adalynn Patra (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Adalynn Patra hits a fly ball to left field.
π Adalynn Patra flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Larry Larchmont (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Larry Larchmont strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Karina Garrison (1st PA of game)
π Karina Garrison hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Karina Garrison grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Biffle Burton.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds into a force out, 2B Daniela Poole to SS Xiaohua Hassan. Jackie Robinson out at second.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π¦ Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Daniela Poole (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Daniela Poole strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapjack Ashraf (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapjack Ashraf hits a fly ball to right field.
π Flapjack Ashraf flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Ryan Porter (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ryan Porter hits a line drive to right field.
π Ryan Porter lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Jacqueline Pierre is leaving the game. π¦ SP2 Fatima Dracula II takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Xiomara Butterfield to 1B Karina Garrison.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to third base.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to 3B Xiomara Butterfield.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to CF Biffle Burton.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π¦ Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Biffle Burton (1st PA of game)
π Biffle Burton hits a line drive to right field.
π Biffle Burton singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Xiaohua Hassan (1st PA of game)
π Xiaohua Hassan hits a line drive to left field.
π Xiaohua Hassan singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson. Biffle Burton to third base.
π Now batting: Xiomara Butterfield (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The stadium swells with cheers!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Xiomara Butterfield hits a line drive to center field.
π Xiomara Butterfield lines out on a sacrifice fly to CF Willie Mays. Biffle Burton scores!
π Now batting: Adalynn Patra (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Adalynn Patra hits a ground ball to first base.
π Adalynn Patra grounds into a double play, 1B Lou Gehrig to 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Xiaohua Hassan out at second base. Adalynn Patra out at first base.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Fatima Dracula II is leaving the game. π¦ SP3 Alicia Nootbar takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Adalynn Patra.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ The cheers drown out everything else!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams singles on a fly ball to LF Adalynn Patra. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The cheers echo off the walls!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The ballpark is in an uproar!
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The crowd is pumped up!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams to third base. Babe Ruth to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Adalynn Patra.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π¦ Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Larry Larchmont (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Larry Larchmont hits a line drive to left field.
π Larry Larchmont singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Karina Garrison (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Karina Garrison strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Daniela Poole (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Daniela Poole hits a ground ball to second base.
π Daniela Poole grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Larry Larchmont to second base.
π Now batting: Flapjack Ashraf (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapjack Ashraf strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Alicia Nootbar is leaving the game. π¦ SP4 Don Conrad takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Biffle Burton.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Adalynn Patra.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π¦ Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ryan Porter (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ryan Porter hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ryan Porter grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Biffle Burton (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Biffle Burton strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Xiaohua Hassan (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Xiaohua Hassan strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Don Conrad is leaving the game. π¦ SP5 Akiro Guerra takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ A rumble of excitement rolls through the stadium!
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to first base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 1B Karina Garrison.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to CF Biffle Burton. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Biffle Burton. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 F, 1 BB)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a ground ball to LF Adalynn Patra. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π¦ Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Xiomara Butterfield (1 SF)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Xiomara Butterfield hits a fly ball to left field.
π Xiomara Butterfield flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Adalynn Patra (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Adalynn Patra hits a ground ball to second base.
π Adalynn Patra grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Larry Larchmont (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Larry Larchmont hits a ground ball to third base.
π Larry Larchmont grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Akiro Guerra is leaving the game. π¦ RP1 Joan Harutyunyan takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Daniela Poole to 1B Karina Garrison.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Adalynn Patra.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams flies out to RF Ryan Porter.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π¦ Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Karina Garrison (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Karina Garrison hits a ground ball to second base.
π Karina Garrison grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Daniela Poole (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Daniela Poole strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapjack Ashraf (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Flapjack Ashraf strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Joan Harutyunyan is leaving the game. π¦ RP2 Douglas Richards II takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Xiomara Butterfield to 1B Karina Garrison.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π¦ Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ryan Porter (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ryan Porter strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Biffle Burton (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Biffle Burton strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Xiaohua Hassan (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Xiaohua Hassan hits a line drive to left field.
π Xiaohua Hassan lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Douglas Richards II is leaving the game. π¦ RP3 Luciana Ignorance takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 F, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to third base.
π Johnny Bench pops out to 3B Xiomara Butterfield.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Daniela Poole to 1B Karina Garrison.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π¦ Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Xiomara Butterfield (0 for 1, 1 SF, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Xiomara Butterfield strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Adalynn Patra (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GIDP, 2 GO)
π Adalynn Patra hits a ground ball to third base.
π Adalynn Patra grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Larry Larchmont (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Larry Larchmont strikes out looking. π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π¦ Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls. Final score: 4-1