π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Count Young vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to center field.
π Rita Tejada doubles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The faithful rise as one!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ Fans whoop and holler!
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Rita Tejada steals third base!
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a line drive to right field.
π Hannah Whitaker lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, P Pie Hartman to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a popup to second base.
π Brandi Rakoto pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to right field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to second base.
π Honus Wagner pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds out, P Avi Mack to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Noam Shevchenko is caught stealing second base.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth reaches on a fielding error by 2B Hannah Whitaker. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks. Mike Schmidt to second base. π£ The energy in here is palpable!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks. Mike Schmidt to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ Fans jump and shout!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds into a double play, 3B Alexandra Quinn to C Gertrude McCall to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Mike Schmidt out at home. Willie Mays out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to right field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to third base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The cheers echo off the walls!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field. π£ The hometown section is deafening!
π Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner reaches on a fielding error by SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ A chant grows louder and louder!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base! π£ The stadium is buzzing!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 BB)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The fans are fired up!
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to first base.
π Hannah Whitaker singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds into a force out, SS Honus Wagner unassisted. Hannah Whitaker out at second.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 BB)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul tip. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 1 2B, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a popup to the shortstop. π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Rita Tejada pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to second base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 5-0