π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Count Young vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging. Rita Tejada steals second base!
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a ground ball to SS Honus Wagner. Rita Tejada scores!
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to right field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ Everyone cheers at once!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The decibels rise to a frenzy!
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to left field! Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ The stands are electric!
π Ball. 3-2. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ The hometown supporters give a roar!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. π£ The crowd lets out a collective howl!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to RF Babe Ruth. Gertrude McCall to second base.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Gertrude McCall to third base.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to second base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals home! π£ Excitement surges through the park!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to C Gertrude McCall. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Ball. 2-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 HBP, 1 BB)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Jackie Robinson out at second. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to right field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ A cheer rips through the park!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a line drive to center field.
π Hannah Whitaker singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 HBP)
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to right field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to left field.
π Rita Tejada lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 2 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 2-2. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to right field! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 FO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to first base.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 1 HR, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ The stands explode in noise!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Ted Williams out at second.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to first base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 2 BB, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 2 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ Energy pulses from the stands!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 F, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to first base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 4, 1 1B, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 FO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 4, 1 2B, 1 FO, 1 PO, 1 LO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 4, 1 HR, 2 1B, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 4, 2 GO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a popup to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 14-1