π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Count Young vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to first base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to third base.
π Babe Ruth pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to center field! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a line drive to right field!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The noise just keeps building!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth lines out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The fans are fired up!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to center field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Gertrude McCall walks.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 SF)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Ball. 1-2. π£ The noise level skyrockets!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 SF)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Noam Shevchenko steals second base!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to SS Barbara Bone. Mike Schmidt out at second.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Alexandra Quinn steals second base!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Alexandra Quinn steals third base!
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to center field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 SF, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 2 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Ted Williams is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SF, 1 LO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a line drive to right field.
π Alexandra Quinn singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 F)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (3 for 3, 1 HR, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 2B, 2 FO)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Brandi Rakoto walks.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig. Brandi Rakoto to second base.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rita Tejada homers on a fly ball to right field! Brandi Rakoto scores!
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Willie Mays grounds out, P A. Wu to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 SF, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to second base.
π Ted Williams lines out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 2 BB, 1 GO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 SF, 1 LO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Home fans stomp their feet in unison!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to first base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ Fans are losing their minds!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 6-2