π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Count Young vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to center field.
π Alexandra Quinn flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to right field! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to first base.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Brandi Rakoto walks. Hannah Whitaker to second base. π£ It's pure pandemonium!
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds into a double play, SS Honus Wagner to 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Brandi Rakoto out at second base. Gertrude McCall out at first base. Hannah Whitaker to third base.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Noam Shevchenko is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a popup to the catcher.
π Flapdoodle Marquez pops out to C Johnny Bench.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging. π£ A tremendous cheer fills the air!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. Mike Schmidt steals third base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a line drive to right field! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The stands are electric!
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to second base.
π Willie Mays lines out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ A rumble of excitement rolls through the stadium!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The ballpark is in an uproar!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds into a double play, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Jackie Robinson out at second base. Mike Schmidt out at first base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 HR, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul tip. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. π£ Fans are losing their minds!
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The hometown supporters give a roar!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 4, 1 SO, 1 GO, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 1 SO, 1 HR, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 4, 1 SO, 2 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Mike Schmidt is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 4, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to third base. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 4, 1 PO, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a popup to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 11-0