π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rita Tejada homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging. Noam Shevchenko steals second base!
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to first base.
π Barbara Bone singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth. Noam Shevchenko to third base.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking. π£ The park vibrates with noise!
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to center field.
π Alexandra Quinn flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 3-1. π£ A thunderous cheer echoes across the field!
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Foul tip. Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to center field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to third base.
π Honus Wagner pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to center field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Jackie Robinson grounds into a force out, P Avi Mack to SS Barbara Bone. Babe Ruth out at second.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ Fans pump their fists in the air!
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, P Avi Mack to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field. π£ Supporters wave their banners high!
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals home!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to third base.
π Babe Ruth pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 F)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Johnny Bench is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to SS Barbara Bone. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 HR)
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to third base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Fans slap the walls in rhythm!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a popup to the catcher.
π Hannah Whitaker pops out to C Johnny Bench.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 F, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 FO, 2 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ The crowd lets out a collective howl!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Lou Gehrig to third base. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone to C Gertrude McCall. Lou Gehrig out at home. Honus Wagner to third base. Willie Mays to second base. Ted Williams to first base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 4, 2 SO, 1 HR, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to P A. Wu. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to third base.
π Babe Ruth pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 BB, 1 F, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to second base.
π Jackie Robinson lines out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, P Mariano Rivera to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to second base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 7-1