π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to first base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to right field.
π Hannah Whitaker singles on a fly ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to first base.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Lou Gehrig to third base. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The fans bellow encouragement!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to second base.
π Babe Ruth lines out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner homers on a line drive to right field! Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ The fans bellow encouragement!
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to second base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to first base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ The energy in here is palpable!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to P Joshua Tkachenko. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ Everyone cheers at once!
π Jackie Robinson grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone to C Gertrude McCall. Ted Williams out at home.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (3 for 3, 1 1B, 2 2B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to third base.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 2-1. π£ Fans shout encouragement!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to first base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez lines out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 4, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 BB, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-2. π£ The hometown faithful are loving this!
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, P Tom Seaver to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to second base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to second base.
π Brandi Rakoto lines out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (3 for 4, 1 1B, 2 2B, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, P A. Wu to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (4 for 4, 3 1B, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 2, 1 1B, 2 BB, 1 2B)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 9-1