π π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats Jake Branch vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. SS Pipsqueak Chinchilla
2. 3B Etta Whelan
3. DH Justin Dobson
4. 2B Gaia David
5. RF Evan Riker
6. 1B Christian Tyler
7. C Tiffany Haynes
8. LF TainΓ‘ Heydari
9. CF Amillion O'Day
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pipsqueak Chinchilla (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Pipsqueak Chinchilla hits a line drive to first base.
π Pipsqueak Chinchilla lines out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Etta Whelan (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Etta Whelan strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Justin Dobson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Justin Dobson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Justin Dobson grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Jake Branch is leaving the game. π₯© SP1 Eleanor Frick takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF TainΓ‘ Heydari.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gaia David (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Gaia David hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gaia David singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Evan Riker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Evan Riker strikes out looking. Gaia David steals second base!
π Now batting: Christian Tyler (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Christian Tyler hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Christian Tyler grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Gaia David to third base.
π Now batting: Tiffany Haynes (1st PA of game)
π Tiffany Haynes hits a ground ball to first base.
π Tiffany Haynes grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Eleanor Frick is leaving the game. π₯© SP2 Mars Keogh takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Amillion O'Day.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF TainΓ‘ Heydari.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: TainΓ‘ Heydari (1st PA of game)
π TainΓ‘ Heydari hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π TainΓ‘ Heydari grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Amillion O'Day (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Amillion O'Day hits a ground ball to third base.
π Amillion O'Day doubles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Pipsqueak Chinchilla (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Pipsqueak Chinchilla hits a line drive to third base. π£ Fans shout encouragement!
π Pipsqueak Chinchilla lines out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Etta Whelan (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Etta Whelan hits a ground ball to third base.
π Etta Whelan grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Mars Keogh is leaving the game. π₯© SP3 Jerome Krasniqi takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to CF Amillion O'Day.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ Supporters wave their banners high!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to 2B Gaia David. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2. π£ Supporters wave their banners high!
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to CF Amillion O'Day. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The supporters fuel their team!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Etta Whelan to 1B Christian Tyler. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to LF TainΓ‘ Heydari.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Justin Dobson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Justin Dobson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Justin Dobson grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gaia David (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gaia David strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Evan Riker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Evan Riker hits a line drive to center field.
π Evan Riker singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Christian Tyler (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Christian Tyler strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Jerome Krasniqi is leaving the game. π₯© SP4 Buck Groves takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Amillion O'Day.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a force out, SS Pipsqueak Chinchilla to 2B Gaia David. Lou Gehrig out at second.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays homers on a fly ball to center field! Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Gaia David to 1B Christian Tyler.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Tiffany Haynes (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Tiffany Haynes strikes out looking.
π Now batting: TainΓ‘ Heydari (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π TainΓ‘ Heydari strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Amillion O'Day (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Amillion O'Day hits a ground ball to second base.
π Amillion O'Day grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Buck Groves is leaving the game. π₯© SP5 Jake Branch takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Evan Riker.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field. π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to RF Evan Riker. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The cheering is relentless!
π Johnny Bench reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by 3B Etta Whelan. Babe Ruth scores! Mike Schmidt to third base. Fielding error by Etta Whelan.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. π£ You can feel the stands vibrating!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to SS Pipsqueak Chinchilla.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 F)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Etta Whelan to 1B Christian Tyler.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pipsqueak Chinchilla (0 for 2, 2 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Pipsqueak Chinchilla strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Etta Whelan (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Etta Whelan strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Justin Dobson (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Justin Dobson hits a line drive to center field.
π Justin Dobson lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Jake Branch is leaving the game. π₯© RP1 Himbo Cahill takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF TainΓ‘ Heydari.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Christian Tyler.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a fly ball to LF TainΓ‘ Heydari.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gaia David (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gaia David strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Evan Riker (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Evan Riker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Evan Riker grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Christian Tyler (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Christian Tyler strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Himbo Cahill is leaving the game. π₯© RP2 Grace Tate takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth lines out to RF Evan Riker.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to RF Evan Riker.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Tiffany Haynes (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Tiffany Haynes strikes out looking.
π Now batting: TainΓ‘ Heydari (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π TainΓ‘ Heydari strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Amillion O'Day (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Amillion O'Day hits a ground ball to third base.
π Amillion O'Day grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Grace Tate is leaving the game. π₯© RP3 Tommy Clarkson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 FC)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, P Tommy Clarkson to 1B Christian Tyler.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Lou Gehrig is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 F, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a double play, 3B Etta Whelan to SS Pipsqueak Chinchilla to 1B Christian Tyler. Lou Gehrig out at second base. Honus Wagner out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pipsqueak Chinchilla (0 for 3, 2 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Pipsqueak Chinchilla hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Pipsqueak Chinchilla grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Etta Whelan (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Etta Whelan hits a ground ball to first base.
π Etta Whelan singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Justin Dobson (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 LO)
π Justin Dobson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Justin Dobson grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Etta Whelan to second base.
π Now batting: Gaia David (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Etta Whelan is caught stealing third base.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats. Final score: 7-0