π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base. π£ Everyone in the stands is on their feet!
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a line drive to center field.
π Alexandra Quinn lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig. Hannah Whitaker to second base.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a popup to first base. π£ Everyone is cheering at once!
π Gertrude McCall pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field. π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base. Babe Ruth to second base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds into a double play, 3B Alexandra Quinn to C Gertrude McCall to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson out at home. Mike Schmidt out at first base. Babe Ruth to third base. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to the pitcher. π£ The fans scream for their heroes!
π Babe Ruth lines out to P Dacie Petrenko.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Ted Williams is caught stealing home.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson homers on a line drive to left field! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ A rumble of excitement rolls through the stadium!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base! π£ The faithful rise as one!
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, P Joshua Tkachenko to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to left field.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds into a force out, P Satchel Paige to 2B Jackie Robinson. Brandi Rakoto out at second.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (3 for 3, 1 HR, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Lou Gehrig steals third base!
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays lines out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (3 for 3, 3 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B, 1 SF)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, C Gertrude McCall to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 2 GO, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 2 GO, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 4, 1 LO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 4, 3 SO, 1 1B)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (4 for 4, 1 HR, 1 2B, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to right field! Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 4, 2 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 SF)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ Home supporters whistle and cheer!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (3 for 4, 3 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 F)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 15-0