π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Count Young vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to first base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Barbara Bone hits a popup to first base.
π Barbara Bone pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, P Count Young to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base! π£ The hometown fans roar!
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. π£ Noise rains down from the seats!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The hometown fans roar their support!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to second base. π£ The hometown faithful are loving this!
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Orlando HadΕΎiΔ to third base.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Johnny Bench steals second base! π£ The fans scream for their heroes!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The ballpark is in an uproar!
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, C Johnny Bench to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field! Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks. Mike Schmidt to second base. π£ The cheers echo off the walls!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Mike Schmidt to third base. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field. π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Honus Wagner flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field. π£ Noise levels spike!
π Willie Mays homers on a fly ball to left field! Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to center field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Johnny Bench steals second base! π£ The stands are electric!
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ A huge cheer erupts!
π Ball. 2-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 2B, 1 LO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to right field.
π Rita Tejada singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson. Rita Tejada to third base.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to second base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Rita Tejada scores! Noam Shevchenko to second base.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B, 2 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 SF, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field. π£ A huge cheer erupts!
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to third base.
π Ted Williams pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 BB, 2 2B, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 2 GO, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 1 BB, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 4, 1 SO, 1 1B, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to first base.
π Barbara Bone singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 3, 1 2B, 2 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Barbara Bone to second base.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 11-2