🔗 🥩 Mahwah Meats Meats vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 🥩 Mahwah Meats Meats Eleanor Frick vs. 💾 Simulacra I Walter Johnson
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1. SS Pipsqueak Chinchilla
2. 3B Etta Whelan
3. DH Justin Dobson
4. 2B Gaia David
5. RF Evan Riker
6. 1B Christian Tyler
7. C Tiffany Haynes
8. LF Tainá Heydari
9. CF Amillion O'Day
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🥩 Mahwah Meats Meats batting.
🔗 Now batting: Pipsqueak Chinchilla (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Pipsqueak Chinchilla strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Etta Whelan (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Etta Whelan hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Etta Whelan doubles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Justin Dobson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Justin Dobson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Justin Dobson grounds out, P Walter Johnson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Etta Whelan to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Gaia David (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. 📣 The fans are fired up!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Gaia David strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base! 📣 The bleachers are booming!
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Babe Ruth pops out to SS Pipsqueak Chinchilla.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 The fans are fired up!
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Amillion O'Day. Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Mike Schmidt is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to RF Evan Riker.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🥩 Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Evan Riker (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Evan Riker strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Christian Tyler (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Christian Tyler hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Christian Tyler grounds out, P Cy Young to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Tiffany Haynes (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Tiffany Haynes strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Eleanor Frick is leaving the game. 🥩 SP2 Mars Keogh takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Tainá Heydari.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a popup to third base.
🔗 Willie Mays pops out to 3B Etta Whelan.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 Cheers cascade from every section!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to SS Pipsqueak Chinchilla. Honus Wagner to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Tainá Heydari. Honus Wagner scores! Ted Williams to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🥩 Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Tainá Heydari (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Tainá Heydari is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Amillion O'Day (1st PA of game)
🔗 Amillion O'Day hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Amillion O'Day lines out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Pipsqueak Chinchilla (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Pipsqueak Chinchilla hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Pipsqueak Chinchilla grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig. Tainá Heydari to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Etta Whelan (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Etta Whelan hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Etta Whelan grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Mars Keogh is leaving the game. 🥩 SP3 Jerome Krasniqi takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to the shortstop.
🔗 Babe Ruth lines out to SS Pipsqueak Chinchilla.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 SF)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Pipsqueak Chinchilla to 1B Christian Tyler. Jackie Robinson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop. 📣 The fans bellow encouragement!
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Pipsqueak Chinchilla to 1B Christian Tyler.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🥩 Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Justin Dobson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Justin Dobson hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Justin Dobson pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
🔗 Now batting: Gaia David (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Gaia David strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Evan Riker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Evan Riker hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Evan Riker lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Jerome Krasniqi is leaving the game. 🥩 SP4 Buck Groves takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Honus Wagner pops out to 2B Gaia David.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Willie Mays flies out to LF Tainá Heydari.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🥩 Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Christian Tyler (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Christian Tyler strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Tiffany Haynes (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Tiffany Haynes strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Tainá Heydari (1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Tainá Heydari strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Buck Groves is leaving the game. 🥩 SP5 Jake Branch takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson pops out to 1B Christian Tyler.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 LO)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Evan Riker.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 SF, 1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
🔗 Ball. 2-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing home.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🥩 Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Amillion O'Day (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Amillion O'Day strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Pipsqueak Chinchilla (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Pipsqueak Chinchilla walks.
🔗 Now batting: Etta Whelan (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Etta Whelan strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Justin Dobson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)
🔗 Justin Dobson hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Justin Dobson lines out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Jake Branch is leaving the game. 🥩 RP1 Himbo Cahill takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 SF, 1 HBP)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Jackie Robinson pops out to 1B Christian Tyler.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to center field!
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Pipsqueak Chinchilla to 1B Christian Tyler.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Evan Riker.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. 📣 It's pandemonium in the stands!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🥩 Mahwah Meats Meats batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Gaia David (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Gaia David hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Gaia David pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Evan Riker (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Evan Riker strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Christian Tyler (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Christian Tyler strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Himbo Cahill is leaving the game. 🥩 RP2 Grace Tate takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 FO)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Willie Mays homers on a fly ball to left field!
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to first base.
🔗 Ted Williams lines out to 1B Christian Tyler.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 LO, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Foul tip. Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🥩 Mahwah Meats Meats batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Tiffany Haynes (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Tiffany Haynes hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Tiffany Haynes grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Tainá Heydari (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
🔗 Tainá Heydari hits a line drive to third base.
🔗 Tainá Heydari lines out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
🔗 Now batting: Amillion O'Day (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Amillion O'Day hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Amillion O'Day flies out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Grace Tate is leaving the game. 🥩 RP3 Tommy Clarkson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SF, 1 HBP, 1 PO)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to left field!
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 GO, 1 HR)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Gaia David to 1B Christian Tyler.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Johnny Bench pops out to 1B Christian Tyler.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 2B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig lines out to CF Amillion O'Day.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🥩 Mahwah Meats Meats batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Pipsqueak Chinchilla (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1. 📣 Fans roar in support!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Pipsqueak Chinchilla strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Etta Whelan (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. 📣 The hometown fans roar!
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Etta Whelan strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Justin Dobson (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 PO, 1 LO)
🔗 Justin Dobson hits a ground ball to third base. 📣 The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
🔗 Justin Dobson singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Gaia David (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Justin Dobson is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🥩 Mahwah Meats Meats. Final score: 5-0