π π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers Jester Hwang vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. DH Lugubrious Schouten
2. CF Dracula Peralta
3. C Jenna East
4. 1B Graig Egan
5. RF Boyfriend Moser
6. LF Dizzy Stanton
7. SS Kate Harrison
8. 2B Linda de Lima
9. 3B July Legend
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lugubrious Schouten (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lugubrious Schouten hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lugubrious Schouten flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Dracula Peralta (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Dracula Peralta hits a fly ball to right field.
π Dracula Peralta homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Jenna East (1st PA of game)
π Jenna East hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jenna East flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Graig Egan (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Graig Egan strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Jester Hwang is leaving the game. π· SP1 Sandy Gilbert takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Boyfriend Moser (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Boyfriend Moser strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Dizzy Stanton (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Dizzy Stanton is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Kate Harrison (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Kate Harrison strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Linda de Lima (1st PA of game)
π Linda de Lima hits a ground ball to second base.
π Linda de Lima grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Sandy Gilbert is leaving the game. π· SP2 Jester Hwang takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Dracula Peralta.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to LF Dizzy Stanton. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a force out, SS Kate Harrison to 3B July Legend. Johnny Bench out at third. Lou Gehrig to second base. Honus Wagner to first base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Dracula Peralta. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Fans are losing their minds!
π Ball. 1-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: July Legend (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π July Legend strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lugubrious Schouten (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lugubrious Schouten strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Dracula Peralta (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Dracula Peralta hits a ground ball to second base.
π Dracula Peralta singles on a ground ball to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Jenna East (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jenna East strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Jester Hwang is leaving the game. π· SP3 Diego Matos takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams grounds out, SS Kate Harrison to 1B Graig Egan.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B July Legend to 1B Graig Egan.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Kate Harrison to 1B Graig Egan.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Graig Egan (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Graig Egan strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Boyfriend Moser (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Boyfriend Moser strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Dizzy Stanton (1 HBP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Dizzy Stanton strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Diego Matos is leaving the game. π· SP4 Lucille Orr takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 BB)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
π Johnny Bench lines out to RF Boyfriend Moser.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Kate Harrison (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Kate Harrison strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Linda de Lima (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Linda de Lima hits a line drive to center field.
π Linda de Lima singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: July Legend (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π July Legend hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π July Legend grounds into a double play, SS Honus Wagner to 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Linda de Lima out at second base. July Legend out at first base.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Lucille Orr is leaving the game. π· SP5 Lester Naptime takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, SS Kate Harrison to 1B Graig Egan.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to right field! Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Dracula Peralta.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lugubrious Schouten (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lugubrious Schouten strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Dracula Peralta (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Dracula Peralta strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jenna East (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Jenna East strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Lester Naptime is leaving the game. π· RP1 Chickadee Henriquez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to CF Dracula Peralta.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to third base.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to 3B July Legend. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B July Legend to 1B Graig Egan. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Graig Egan.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Graig Egan (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Graig Egan strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Boyfriend Moser (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Boyfriend Moser strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Dizzy Stanton (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Dizzy Stanton strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Chickadee Henriquez is leaving the game. π· RP2 Snickerdoodle Marchenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner triples on a fly ball to CF Dracula Peralta.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 2B Linda de Lima to 1B Graig Egan. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams reaches on a throwing error by 1B Graig Egan.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to 3B July Legend. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ Fans yell themselves hoarse!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Ted Williams steals third base!
π Ball. 3-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to CF Dracula Peralta. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ A mighty cheer erupts!
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Dracula Peralta.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Kate Harrison (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Kate Harrison hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Kate Harrison lines out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Linda de Lima (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Linda de Lima strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: July Legend (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π July Legend strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Snickerdoodle Marchenko is leaving the game. π· RP3 Ace Nygaard takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 F, 1 SO, 1 3B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B July Legend to 1B Graig Egan.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to CF Dracula Peralta.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 2-1. π£ Supporters pound on the railings!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Linda de Lima to 1B Graig Egan. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals home!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lugubrious Schouten (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lugubrious Schouten strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Dracula Peralta (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Dracula Peralta hits a ground ball to second base.
π Dracula Peralta grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Jenna East (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jenna East hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jenna East doubles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Graig Egan (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Graig Egan hits a ground ball to first base.
π Graig Egan singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth. Jenna East to third base.
π Now batting: Boyfriend Moser (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Boyfriend Moser hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Boyfriend Moser grounds into a force out, SS Honus Wagner unassisted. Graig Egan out at second.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers. Final score: 9-1