🔗 👷 Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 👷 Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers Jester Hwang vs. 💾 Simulacra I Cy Young
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1. DH Lugubrious Schouten
2. CF Dracula Peralta
3. C Jenna East
4. 1B Graig Egan
5. RF Boyfriend Moser
6. LF Dizzy Stanton
7. SS Kate Harrison
8. 2B Linda de Lima
9. 3B July Legend
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 👷 Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lugubrious Schouten (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Lugubrious Schouten hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Lugubrious Schouten flies out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Dracula Peralta (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Dracula Peralta hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Dracula Peralta homers on a fly ball to right field!
🔗 Now batting: Jenna East (1st PA of game)
🔗 Jenna East hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Jenna East flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Graig Egan (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Graig Egan strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Jester Hwang is leaving the game. 👷 SP1 Sandy Gilbert takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 👷 Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Boyfriend Moser (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Boyfriend Moser strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Dizzy Stanton (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Dizzy Stanton is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Kate Harrison (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Kate Harrison strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Linda de Lima (1st PA of game)
🔗 Linda de Lima hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Linda de Lima grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Sandy Gilbert is leaving the game. 👷 SP2 Jester Hwang takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Dracula Peralta.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to LF Dizzy Stanton. Johnny Bench to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Honus Wagner grounds into a force out, SS Kate Harrison to 3B July Legend. Johnny Bench out at third. Lou Gehrig to second base. Honus Wagner to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Dracula Peralta. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 Fans are losing their minds!
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 👷 Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: July Legend (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 July Legend strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Lugubrious Schouten (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Lugubrious Schouten strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Dracula Peralta (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Dracula Peralta hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Dracula Peralta singles on a ground ball to 2B Jackie Robinson.
🔗 Now batting: Jenna East (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Jenna East strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Jester Hwang is leaving the game. 👷 SP3 Diego Matos takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, SS Kate Harrison to 1B Graig Egan.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B July Legend to 1B Graig Egan.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Kate Harrison to 1B Graig Egan.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 👷 Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Graig Egan (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Graig Egan strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Boyfriend Moser (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Boyfriend Moser strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Dizzy Stanton (1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Dizzy Stanton strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Diego Matos is leaving the game. 👷 SP4 Lucille Orr takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 BB)
🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Johnny Bench lines out to RF Boyfriend Moser.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 👷 Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Kate Harrison (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Kate Harrison strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Linda de Lima (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Linda de Lima hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Linda de Lima singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: July Legend (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 July Legend hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 July Legend grounds into a double play, SS Honus Wagner to 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Linda de Lima out at second base. July Legend out at first base.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Lucille Orr is leaving the game. 👷 SP5 Lester Naptime takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out, SS Kate Harrison to 1B Graig Egan.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 F)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1. Willie Mays steals second base! 📣 The fans thunder their approval!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to right field! Willie Mays scores!
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Dracula Peralta.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 👷 Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lugubrious Schouten (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Lugubrious Schouten strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Dracula Peralta (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Dracula Peralta strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jenna East (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Jenna East strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Lester Naptime is leaving the game. 👷 RP1 Chickadee Henriquez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to CF Dracula Peralta.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to third base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt lines out to 3B July Legend. Jackie Robinson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 LO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B July Legend to 1B Graig Egan. Jackie Robinson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Graig Egan.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 👷 Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Graig Egan (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Graig Egan strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Boyfriend Moser (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Boyfriend Moser strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Dizzy Stanton (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Dizzy Stanton strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Chickadee Henriquez is leaving the game. 👷 RP2 Snickerdoodle Marchenko takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Honus Wagner triples on a fly ball to CF Dracula Peralta.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, 2B Linda de Lima to 1B Graig Egan. Honus Wagner scores!
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Ted Williams reaches on a throwing error by 1B Graig Egan.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to third base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to 3B July Legend. Ted Williams to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 HR)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. 📣 Fans yell themselves hoarse!
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. Ted Williams steals third base!
🔗 Ball. 3-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks. 📣 It's a roar from the rafters!
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 LO)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to CF Dracula Peralta. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base. Jackie Robinson to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 LO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 A mighty cheer erupts!
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to CF Dracula Peralta.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 👷 Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Kate Harrison (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Kate Harrison hits a line drive to the shortstop.
🔗 Kate Harrison lines out to SS Honus Wagner.
🔗 Now batting: Linda de Lima (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Linda de Lima strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: July Legend (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 July Legend strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Snickerdoodle Marchenko is leaving the game. 👷 RP3 Ace Nygaard takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 GO)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to right field!
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 F, 1 SO, 1 3B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B July Legend to 1B Graig Egan.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to CF Dracula Peralta.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 HR)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1. 📣 Supporters pound on the railings!
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Linda de Lima to 1B Graig Egan. Willie Mays to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals home!
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 👷 Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lugubrious Schouten (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Lugubrious Schouten strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Dracula Peralta (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Dracula Peralta hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Dracula Peralta grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Jenna East (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Jenna East hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Jenna East doubles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Graig Egan (0 for 3, 3 SO)
🔗 Graig Egan hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Graig Egan singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth. Jenna East to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Boyfriend Moser (0 for 3, 3 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Boyfriend Moser hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Boyfriend Moser grounds into a force out, SS Honus Wagner unassisted. Graig Egan out at second.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 👷 Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers. Final score: 9-1