π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to second base. π£ The stands are rumbling!
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Willie Mays grounds out, P Pie Hartman to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a line drive to center field.
π Gertrude McCall lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base! π£ The ballpark comes alive!
π Ball. 2-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to the pitcher.
π Johnny Bench lines out to P Avi Mack.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to left field.
π Barbara Bone singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Barbara Bone steals second base! π£ Everyone is cheering at once!
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ It's pandemonium in the stands!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ The hometown section is deafening!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field. π£ The place is rocking!
π Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ Home supporters whistle and cheer!
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth lines out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 SF, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 2 GO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to first base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds into a force out, 1B Lou Gehrig to 2B Jackie Robinson. Orlando HadΕΎiΔ out at second.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to second base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 2 GO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B, 1 SF)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base. π£ The noise level skyrockets!
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 10-0