π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to center field.
π Rita Tejada singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rita Tejada is caught stealing second base.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The noise is overwhelming!
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a popup to the catcher.
π Alexandra Quinn pops out to C Johnny Bench.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a popup to the catcher.
π Willie Mays pops out to C Gertrude McCall.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds out, P Pie Hartman to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a line drive to left field.
π Gertrude McCall lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1. π£ A mighty cheer erupts!
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking. Noam Shevchenko steals second base! π£ Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to right field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams doubles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Ted Williams steals third base! π£ Everyone cheers at once!
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by SS Barbara Bone. Mike Schmidt to second base. Throwing error by Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Mike Schmidt to third base. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to the shortstop. π£ The home crowd is fired up!
π Honus Wagner pops out on a sacrifice fly to SS Barbara Bone. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds out, P Myrtle Bakker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 FO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, C Gertrude McCall to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 FC)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B, 1 SF)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 2B)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to right field.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, P Mariano Rivera to 1B Lou Gehrig. Brandi Rakoto to second base.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 6-0