π π Ottawa Happy Smiles vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Ottawa Happy Smiles Laurie Booker vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. SS Juan Gilmore
2. LF Amir Chauhan
3. 1B Koala Tran
4. DH Joseph Matsuda
5. 3B Ezra Dykstra
6. C Loopy Graves
7. RF DVD MolnΓ‘r
8. 2B Ki-Hoon O'Donnell
9. CF Kay Olofsson
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Juan Gilmore (1st PA of game)
π Juan Gilmore hits a ground ball to first base.
π Juan Gilmore singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Amir Chauhan (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Amir Chauhan strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Koala Tran (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Koala Tran strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Joseph Matsuda (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Joseph Matsuda strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Laurie Booker is leaving the game. π SP1 Tiffany Grimes takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Ezra Dykstra to 1B Koala Tran.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to second base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 2B Ki-Hoon O'Donnell.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Juan Gilmore to 1B Koala Tran.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ezra Dykstra (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ezra Dykstra hits a popup to second base.
π Ezra Dykstra pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Loopy Graves (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Loopy Graves strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: DVD MolnΓ‘r (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π DVD MolnΓ‘r hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π DVD MolnΓ‘r grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Tiffany Grimes is leaving the game. π SP2 Bee Turner takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Kay Olofsson.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to third base.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to 3B Ezra Dykstra.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to first base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out to 1B Koala Tran.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ki-Hoon O'Donnell (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ki-Hoon O'Donnell hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ki-Hoon O'Donnell grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Kay Olofsson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Kay Olofsson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Kay Olofsson flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Juan Gilmore (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Juan Gilmore hits a line drive to right field.
π Juan Gilmore lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Bee Turner is leaving the game. π SP3 Camila Barker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays lines out to LF Amir Chauhan.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to CF Kay Olofsson.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to CF Kay Olofsson. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ Home fans stomp their feet in unison!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to left field! Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Ezra Dykstra to 1B Koala Tran.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Amir Chauhan (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Amir Chauhan hits a popup to first base.
π Amir Chauhan pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Koala Tran (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Koala Tran hits a fly ball to center field.
π Koala Tran homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Joseph Matsuda (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Joseph Matsuda hits a fly ball to right field.
π Joseph Matsuda singles on a fly ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Ezra Dykstra (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ezra Dykstra strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Loopy Graves (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Loopy Graves strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Camila Barker is leaving the game. π SP4 Cole Blackburn takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to SS Juan Gilmore.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a fly ball to RF DVD MolnΓ‘r. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The stands are rumbling!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ A cheer rips through the park!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks. Johnny Bench to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ The stands are electric!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams lines out on a sacrifice fly to CF Kay Olofsson. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals third base!
π Ball. 2-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks. π£ The supporters fuel their team!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 2 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth lines out to CF Kay Olofsson.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: DVD MolnΓ‘r (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π DVD MolnΓ‘r strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ki-Hoon O'Donnell (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ki-Hoon O'Donnell hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ki-Hoon O'Donnell grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Kay Olofsson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Kay Olofsson hits a popup to first base.
π Kay Olofsson pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Cole Blackburn is leaving the game. π SP5 Laurie Booker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a popup to SS Juan Gilmore.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench lines out to LF Amir Chauhan.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Juan Gilmore (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Juan Gilmore hits a line drive to right field.
π Juan Gilmore homers on a line drive to right field!
π Now batting: Amir Chauhan (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Amir Chauhan hits a ground ball to first base.
π Amir Chauhan singles on a ground ball to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Koala Tran (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Koala Tran hits a fly ball to center field.
π Koala Tran flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Joseph Matsuda (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Joseph Matsuda hits a line drive to center field.
π Joseph Matsuda lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Ezra Dykstra (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ezra Dykstra strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Laurie Booker is leaving the game. π RP1 Norbie Dempsey takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF DVD MolnΓ‘r.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ The faithful rise as one!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 SF)
π Ted Williams hits a popup to third base.
π Ted Williams pops out to 3B Ezra Dykstra.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Loopy Graves (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Loopy Graves hits a ground ball to third base.
π Loopy Graves grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: DVD MolnΓ‘r (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π DVD MolnΓ‘r strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ki-Hoon O'Donnell (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ki-Hoon O'Donnell strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Norbie Dempsey is leaving the game. π RP2 Kbity Prestwickton takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Amir Chauhan.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 2 HR, 1 LO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to CF Kay Olofsson. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The cheers echo off the walls!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The stands are shaking!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field. π£ The crowd rallies behind the team!
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Kay Olofsson.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Kay Olofsson (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Kay Olofsson walks.
π Now batting: Juan Gilmore (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Juan Gilmore hits a fly ball to right field.
π Juan Gilmore flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Amir Chauhan (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Amir Chauhan hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Amir Chauhan grounds into a force out, SS Honus Wagner unassisted. Kay Olofsson out at second.
π Now batting: Koala Tran (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 HR, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Koala Tran strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Kbity Prestwickton is leaving the game. π RP3 Christie Griffey takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to RF DVD MolnΓ‘r.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays lines out to LF Amir Chauhan.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SF, 1 PO)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field. π£ Everyone is cheering at once!
π Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to RF DVD MolnΓ‘r. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 GO, 2 1B, 1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Ezra Dykstra to 1B Koala Tran. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 2 HR, 1 LO, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Juan Gilmore to 1B Koala Tran.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Joseph Matsuda (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Joseph Matsuda hits a ground ball to third base.
π Joseph Matsuda grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Ezra Dykstra (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 SO)
π Ezra Dykstra hits a ground ball to second base. π£ The stadium erupts!
π Ezra Dykstra singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Loopy Graves (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Loopy Graves hits a ground ball to second base.
π Loopy Graves grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Ezra Dykstra to second base.
π Now batting: DVD MolnΓ‘r (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π DVD MolnΓ‘r hits a fly ball to center field. π£ Every fan is making noise!
π DVD MolnΓ‘r flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Ottawa Happy Smiles. Final score: 6-2