π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Count Young vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to second base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez doubles on a ground ball to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The stadium shakes with excitement!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to second base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a line drive to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn lines out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a popup to second base.
π Hannah Whitaker pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to P Pie Hartman.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1. π£ The ballpark is in an uproar!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Rita Tejada is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ The fans scream for their heroes!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul tip. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The ballpark comes alive!
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
π Foul tip. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals home!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to center field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Flapdoodle Marquez is caught stealing second base.
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to left field.
π Barbara Bone singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 SF)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 2, 2 2B)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field. π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π Johnny Bench lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The park vibrates with noise!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The stands are electric!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 SF)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 2 2B, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to right field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 2 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Ted Williams flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. Willie Mays steals third base! π£ Fans jump and shout!
π Ball. 3-2. Willie Mays steals home!
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Noam Shevchenko walks.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging. Noam Shevchenko steals second base!
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to second base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 6-0