π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Dacie Petrenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ Fans jump and shout!
π Ball. 1-2. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Foul ball. 3-1. π£ Energy pulses from the stands!
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ A cheer rips through the park!
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig grounds into a double play, SS Barbara Bone to C Gertrude McCall to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Babe Ruth out at home. Lou Gehrig out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to right field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to right field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-1. π£ The crowd rallies behind the team!
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays homers on a fly ball to left field! Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The stadium erupts!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging. Ted Williams steals third base!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Ted Williams steals home!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Johnny Bench steals second base! π£ The stadium is buzzing!
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ The faithful rise as one!
π Ball. 2-2. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ The cheering is relentless!
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to second base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Flapdoodle Marquez walks.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to left field.
π Barbara Bone lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to right field.
π Alexandra Quinn flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to SS Barbara Bone. Jackie Robinson out at second.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ Fans roar in support!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a popup to the catcher.
π Hannah Whitaker pops out to C Johnny Bench.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, P Bob Gibson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 2B, 1 SF)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 2B, 2 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to P Myrtle Bakker.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 2 BB, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2. π£ The home fans make themselves heard!
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 F)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to first base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Babe Ruth to third base. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO, 2 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to first base.
π Johnny Bench pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to second base.
π Lou Gehrig pops out on a sacrifice fly to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ Cheers cascade from every section!
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Mike Schmidt scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SF, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 HBP, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 1 2B, 2 FO, 1 1B)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 3 BB, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 F, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 2 BB, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to third base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 10-1