π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Dacie Petrenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Barbara Bone hits a popup to second base.
π Barbara Bone pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds into a double play, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Orlando HadΕΎiΔ out at second base. Alexandra Quinn out at first base.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to right field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ Banners wave wildly!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to first base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to the catcher.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to C Gertrude McCall.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks. Honus Wagner to second base. π£ The noise level skyrockets!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to third base.
π Ted Williams pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1. π£ Fans whoop and holler!
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Willie Mays out at second. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Honus Wagner scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ The stands explode in noise!
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt hits a grand slam on a fly ball to left field! Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ Energy pulses from the stands!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to center field.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Rita Tejada is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Brandi Rakoto to second base.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth. Brandi Rakoto scores! Rita Tejada to third base.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 PO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds out, P Myrtle Bakker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to third base.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The stands are shaking!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Johnny Bench steals third base!
π Balk. Justin Bradley dropped the ball. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 F, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 1 GO, 1 2B, 2 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2. π£ The cheers echo off the walls!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, P A. Wu to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a popup to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, P Mariano Rivera to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 9-1