π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Count Young vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to third base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Honus Wagner out at second.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Gertrude McCall grounds into a double play, SP3 Greg Maddux to 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Brandi Rakoto out at second base. Gertrude McCall out at first base.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds into a double play, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson out at second base. Babe Ruth out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ The hometown supporters give a roar!
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench lines out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to third base.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays homers on a line drive to left field! Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ Fans slap the walls in rhythm!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Ted Williams steals third base!
π Ball. 2-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ Fans slap the walls in rhythm!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Lou Gehrig to second base. π£ Banners wave wildly!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 F, 1 HR)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Willie Mays grounds out, P Myrtle Bakker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig to third base. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Lou Gehrig steals home!
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 2 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field. π£ The hometown supporters give a roar!
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 SF, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a line drive to center field.
π Hannah Whitaker lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 F, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ The ballpark erupts in applause!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 2 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Everyone is cheering at once!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 1 HR, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field. π£ The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
π Babe Ruth lines into a double play, RF Brandi Rakoto to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Willie Mays out at third base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Gertrude McCall walks.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 9-0