π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Dacie Petrenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rita Tejada doubles on a fly ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The crowd rallies behind the team!
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2. π£ The stadium shakes with excitement!
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to right field.
π Barbara Bone lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to right field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to second base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a popup to first base.
π Willie Mays pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base! π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Strike, looking. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul tip. 3-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ A chant grows louder and louder!
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to P Dacie Petrenko. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to first base.
π Alexandra Quinn singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Alexandra Quinn steals second base! π£ Supporters yell at full volume!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field. π£ Fans yell themselves hoarse!
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base. π£ They cheer like there's no tomorrow!
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Noam Shevchenko pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher. π£ The energy in the park surges!
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, P Justin Bradley to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a line drive to center field.
π Hannah Whitaker lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Lou Gehrig steals second base! π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 1 SO, 2 1B, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field. π£ A huge cheer erupts!
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 4, 2 SO, 2 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The stadium swells with cheers!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 5-0