π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Babe Ruth is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Alexandra Quinn pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a popup to first base.
π Brandi Rakoto pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a popup to first base.
π Willie Mays pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The stands explode in noise!
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 BB)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to left field.
π Barbara Bone lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks. Jackie Robinson to second base. π£ The home crowd is fired up!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. Johnny Bench steals second base!
π Ball. 3-2. π£ The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone. Jackie Robinson scores! Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to left field.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Ball. 3-0. π£ A huge cheer erupts!
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson lines out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to first base. π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a popup to the catcher.
π Flapdoodle Marquez pops out to C Johnny Bench.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Lou Gehrig steals third base! π£ Noise rains down from the seats!
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Honus Wagner out at second.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SF, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base! π£ Fans are losing their minds!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 SF)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson lines out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 PO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt lines out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a line drive to right field.
π Gertrude McCall doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rita Tejada walks.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a popup to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 3 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to P A. Wu.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SF, 2 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Ted Williams out at second. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 3 BB, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB, 2 SF)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The crowd rallies behind the team!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 PO, 1 SF)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ Everyone in the stands is on their feet!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 2 BB, 1 FO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone to C Gertrude McCall. Rickey Henderson out at home.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 9-1