π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rita Tejada homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to the pitcher.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a line drive to P Walter Johnson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field. π£ The fans bellow encouragement!
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The stands are electric!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The cheers drown out everything else!
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ It's pandemonium in the stands!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to left field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 BB)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field. π£ The stadium swells with cheers!
π Johnny Bench lines out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The cheering is relentless!
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Honus Wagner to second base. π£ The fans are fired up!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ted Williams hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a line drive to left field.
π Hannah Whitaker doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The stands are electric!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a line drive to left field.
π Gertrude McCall lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to third base.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner triples on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The stadium is buzzing!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 SF)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base! π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to right field! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 3B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HBP, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 HR)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field. π£ You can feel the hype building!
π Ted Williams lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a popup to first base.
π Hannah Whitaker pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Gertrude McCall walks.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 BB, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 1 1B, 2 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 4, 2 SO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 2 BB, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 SF, 1 HR)
π Foul tip. 0-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base! π£ It's a wall of sound!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 PO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds into a force out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Mike Schmidt out at third.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 8-1