π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rita Tejada homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to right field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds into a double play, SS Barbara Bone to 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Babe Ruth out at second base. Jackie Robinson out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a line drive to center field.
π Hannah Whitaker lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Lou Gehrig steals second base! π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to third base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The stands are shaking!
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to the pitcher.
π Honus Wagner singles on a popup to P Dacie Petrenko. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB, 1 SF)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, C Johnny Bench to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to the catcher.
π Honus Wagner pops out to C Gertrude McCall.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The crowd lets out a collective howl!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Johnny Bench to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The hometown supporters give a roar!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams lines out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SF, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ Cheers cascade from every section!
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Lou Gehrig scores! Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 2 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, P Pedro MartΓnez to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 2-2. π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SF, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Ted Williams is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The crowd lets out a collective howl!
π Rita Tejada is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 2 LO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Rita Tejada to second base.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds into a force out, SS Honus Wagner unassisted. Noam Shevchenko out at second.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 5-1