π πͺ¨ Woodstock Absolute Geomancers vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π πͺ¨ Woodstock Absolute Geomancers April Jansson vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. CF Jaye Asante
2. 3B Bill Ricardo
3. C Levi dela Cruz
4. LF Clayton Khan
5. SS Bob E. Shala
6. RF Snickerdoodle Young
7. 1B Seung-Ho Harrigan
8. DH Catboy Kim
9. 2B Phillip QuiΓ±ones
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. πͺ¨ Woodstock Absolute Geomancers batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jaye Asante (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jaye Asante strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Bill Ricardo (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Bill Ricardo strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Levi dela Cruz (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Levi dela Cruz hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Levi dela Cruz grounds out, P Walter Johnson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 April Jansson is leaving the game. πͺ¨ SP1 Saturn Taniguchi takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Jaye Asante.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Clayton Khan.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Clayton Khan.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. πͺ¨ Woodstock Absolute Geomancers batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Clayton Khan (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Clayton Khan strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Bob E. Shala (1st PA of game)
π Bob E. Shala hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Bob E. Shala grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Young (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Snickerdoodle Young hits a fly ball to center field.
π Snickerdoodle Young flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Saturn Taniguchi is leaving the game. πͺ¨ SP2 Eli Neumann takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to first base.
π Johnny Bench pops out to 1B Seung-Ho Harrigan.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to 1B Seung-Ho Harrigan.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Snickerdoodle Young. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds into a force out, 3B Bill Ricardo to SS Bob E. Shala. Honus Wagner out at second. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Jaye Asante. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul tip. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to RF Snickerdoodle Young.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. πͺ¨ Woodstock Absolute Geomancers batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Seung-Ho Harrigan (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Seung-Ho Harrigan strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Catboy Kim (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Catboy Kim strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Phillip QuiΓ±ones (1st PA of game)
π Phillip QuiΓ±ones hits a ground ball to first base.
π Phillip QuiΓ±ones grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Eli Neumann is leaving the game. πͺ¨ SP3 April Jansson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to LF Clayton Khan.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to RF Snickerdoodle Young. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing home.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Jaye Asante.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. πͺ¨ Woodstock Absolute Geomancers batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jaye Asante (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jaye Asante strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Bill Ricardo (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Bill Ricardo strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Levi dela Cruz (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Levi dela Cruz strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 April Jansson is leaving the game. πͺ¨ SP4 Mayara de Wit takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to LF Clayton Khan.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to SS Bob E. Shala. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ The stands explode in noise!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Bob E. Shala to 1B Seung-Ho Harrigan. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Snickerdoodle Young. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. Ted Williams is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Bob E. Shala to 1B Seung-Ho Harrigan.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. πͺ¨ Woodstock Absolute Geomancers batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Clayton Khan (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Clayton Khan hits a line drive to left field.
π Clayton Khan lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Bob E. Shala (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Bob E. Shala hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Bob E. Shala grounds out, P Bob Gibson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Young (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Snickerdoodle Young strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Mayara de Wit is leaving the game. πͺ¨ SP5 Etheridge Valverde takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Jaye Asante.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Snickerdoodle Young.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. πͺ¨ Woodstock Absolute Geomancers batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Seung-Ho Harrigan (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Seung-Ho Harrigan strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Catboy Kim (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Catboy Kim strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Phillip QuiΓ±ones (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Phillip QuiΓ±ones strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Etheridge Valverde is leaving the game. πͺ¨ RP1 Bianca Carew takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner lines out to CF Jaye Asante.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 F, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to second base.
π Willie Mays lines out to 2B Phillip QuiΓ±ones.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The ballpark is in an uproar!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a force out, 3B Bill Ricardo unassisted. Lou Gehrig out at third.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. πͺ¨ Woodstock Absolute Geomancers batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jaye Asante (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jaye Asante strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Bill Ricardo (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Bill Ricardo strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Levi dela Cruz (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Levi dela Cruz strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Bianca Carew is leaving the game. πͺ¨ RP2 Elias Schubert takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 2 FO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (3 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to CF Jaye Asante. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Ball. 2-0. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench lines out on a sacrifice fly to CF Jaye Asante. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks. π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to left field! Mike Schmidt scores! Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a fly ball to CF Jaye Asante.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The fans are fired up!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams triples on a line drive to RF Snickerdoodle Young. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 4, 2 FO, 1 GO, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ A rumble of excitement rolls through the stadium!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 2 FO, 1 2B, 1 HR)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Snickerdoodle Young. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (3 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Bill Ricardo to 1B Seung-Ho Harrigan. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 4, 3 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ Supporters wave their banners high!
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Bob E. Shala to 1B Seung-Ho Harrigan.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. πͺ¨ Woodstock Absolute Geomancers batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Clayton Khan (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Clayton Khan strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Bob E. Shala (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Bob E. Shala strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Young (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Snickerdoodle Young hits a popup to third base.
π Snickerdoodle Young pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Elias Schubert is leaving the game. πͺ¨ RP3 Eloise DoΔan takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 FO, 1 SF)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Bob E. Shala to 1B Seung-Ho Harrigan.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 2 1B, 2 BB)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Jaye Asante.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 4, 2 1B, 1 LO, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Bill Ricardo.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 F, 1 GO, 1 LO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field. π£ Fans shout encouragement!
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to RF Snickerdoodle Young. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 HBP, 1 3B)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. π£ Fans slap the walls in rhythm!
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 4, 2 FO, 1 GO, 1 F, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to second base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 2B Phillip QuiΓ±ones.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. πͺ¨ Woodstock Absolute Geomancers batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Seung-Ho Harrigan (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Seung-Ho Harrigan hits a ground ball to third base.
π Seung-Ho Harrigan singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Catboy Kim (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Catboy Kim hits a popup to third base.
π Catboy Kim pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Phillip QuiΓ±ones (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Phillip QuiΓ±ones strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jaye Asante (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Jaye Asante hits a popup to first base.
π Jaye Asante pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated πͺ¨ Woodstock Absolute Geomancers. Final score: 14-0