π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a ground ball to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to RF Babe Ruth. Noam Shevchenko to second base.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ The home crowd is fired up!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to right field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to left field! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to center field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a popup to the catcher.
π Ted Williams pops out to C Gertrude McCall.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Willie Mays out at second.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, P Randy Johnson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner triples on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Chants thunder around the stadium!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 F)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a popup to first base.
π Hannah Whitaker pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 2 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Johnny Bench is caught stealing second base.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 3B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 F, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing home. π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to SS Barbara Bone. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a popup to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 2 HR, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Mike Schmidt out at second.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Johnny Bench steals second base! π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 GO, 1 3B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays doubles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. π£ You can feel the hype building!
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 BB, 1 F, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks. Lou Gehrig scores! Willie Mays to third base. Ted Williams to second base. π£ Fans yell themselves hoarse!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher. π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Babe Ruth grounds out, P Justin Bradley to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 4, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (3 for 4, 2 HR, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 F)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Mike Schmidt steals second base! π£ The crowd lets out a collective howl!
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to second base.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to second base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 11-0