π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ Every fan is making noise!
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to first base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The excitement is off the charts!
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to right field! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Alexandra Quinn pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. π£ Fans whoop and holler!
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 HBP)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to left field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 BB, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 BB, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The fans bellow encouragement!
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt lines out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. π£ Every fan is making noise!
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench reaches on a fielder's choice out, SS Barbara Bone to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Jackie Robinson out at third.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 2 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ Energy pulses from the stands!
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Noam Shevchenko steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Barbara Bone singles on a ground ball to SS Honus Wagner. Noam Shevchenko to third base.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Noam Shevchenko scores! Barbara Bone to second base.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SF, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Babe Ruth to second base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ They cheer like there's no tomorrow!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, P Justin Bradley to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 FC)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to second base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, P Tom Seaver to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 3 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 2 LO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 HR, 2 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to center field! Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 2 BB, 1 SF, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to SS Barbara Bone. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 HBP, 2 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ The crowd belts out the team's chant!
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a popup to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to third base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 9-1