π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to center field.
π Barbara Bone lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The crowd is pumped up!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a popup to SS Barbara Bone. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Lou Gehrig steals third base!
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a line drive to right field.
π Hannah Whitaker lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field. π£ The fans scream for their heroes!
π Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to left field! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ Excitement surges through the park!
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to second base!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Energy pulses from the stands!
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to center field.
π Rita Tejada doubles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth. Rita Tejada scores!
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a fly ball to LF Rickey Henderson. Noam Shevchenko to third base.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Brandi Rakoto walks. Alexandra Quinn to second base.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 2B, 2 SO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 2B, 2 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 GO, 2 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 2B)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko doubles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 4, 1 SO, 1 HR, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to second base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 11-1