π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Dacie Petrenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field. π£ The crowd belts out the team's chant!
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks. π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a line drive to left field.
π Alexandra Quinn doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays singles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ball. 3-0. π£ Noise rains down from the seats!
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ The crowd rallies behind the team!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to center field.
π Rita Tejada lines into a double play, CF Willie Mays to 1B Lou Gehrig. Brandi Rakoto out at first base.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a ground ball to P Randy Johnson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Noam Shevchenko steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ It's a wall of sound!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul tip. 3-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig. Noam Shevchenko to third base.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner triples on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals home!
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field. π£ The cheering is relentless!
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to first base.
π Babe Ruth lines out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The park vibrates with noise!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 HBP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to first base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 3B)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 CDP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams singles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Ted Williams steals second base! π£ The hometown section is deafening!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 3 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 GO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, P A. Wu to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 3B, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a popup to the shortstop. π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Gertrude McCall pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 CDP, 1 SO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 5-0