π π Helltown Infernal Juice Dealers vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Helltown Infernal Juice Dealers Will Dickinson vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. C Cecil Jeppesen
2. CF Big BoΕΎiΔ
3. 3B Munchkin Grant
4. 2B Corey Yusupova
5. SS Belle Loveless
6. LF Phoenix Guerin
7. RF Jeff Mays
8. DH Alewife Nagashima
9. 1B Hal Winslow
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Helltown Infernal Juice Dealers batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Cecil Jeppesen (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Cecil Jeppesen strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Big BoΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Big BoΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to first base.
π Big BoΕΎiΔ grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Munchkin Grant (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Munchkin Grant hits a popup to first base.
π Munchkin Grant pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Will Dickinson is leaving the game. π SP1 Tyler Anson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Phoenix Guerin.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to LF Phoenix Guerin. Babe Ruth scores! Mike Schmidt to third base. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The park vibrates with noise!
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to 3B Munchkin Grant. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to CF Big BoΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ The stadium erupts!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Hal Winslow.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Helltown Infernal Juice Dealers batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Corey Yusupova (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Corey Yusupova strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Belle Loveless (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Belle Loveless strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Phoenix Guerin (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Phoenix Guerin strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Tyler Anson is leaving the game. π SP2 Lollygag Pain takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Big BoΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Jeff Mays.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ A tremendous cheer fills the air!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Munchkin Grant to 1B Hal Winslow. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Munchkin Grant to 1B Hal Winslow.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Helltown Infernal Juice Dealers batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jeff Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Jeff Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jeff Mays grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alewife Nagashima (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Alewife Nagashima hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Alewife Nagashima grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hal Winslow (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hal Winslow hits a fly ball to left field.
π Hal Winslow flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Lollygag Pain is leaving the game. π SP3 Will Dickinson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 BB)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, P Will Dickinson to 1B Hal Winslow.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Jeff Mays.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to third base.
π Honus Wagner lines out to 3B Munchkin Grant.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Helltown Infernal Juice Dealers batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Cecil Jeppesen (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Cecil Jeppesen hits a ground ball to third base.
π Cecil Jeppesen grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Big BoΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Big BoΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Big BoΕΎiΔ singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Munchkin Grant (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Munchkin Grant strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Corey Yusupova (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Corey Yusupova strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Will Dickinson is leaving the game. π SP4 Bus Olsen takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to SS Belle Loveless.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a fly ball to CF Big BoΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The hometown fans roar their support!
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a fly ball to LF Phoenix Guerin. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to second base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to 2B Corey Yusupova. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ The stands are rumbling!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Big BoΕΎiΔ. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The decibels rise to a frenzy!
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Belle Loveless to 1B Hal Winslow.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Helltown Infernal Juice Dealers batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Belle Loveless (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Belle Loveless strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Phoenix Guerin (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Phoenix Guerin strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jeff Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Jeff Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jeff Mays grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Bus Olsen is leaving the game. π SP5 Kubrick Menendez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a popup to first base.
π Willie Mays pops out to 1B Hal Winslow.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 2 2B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 3B Munchkin Grant. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 2 BB, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field. π£ Fans whoop and holler!
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Phoenix Guerin.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks. Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt hits a grand slam on a fly ball to center field! Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to RF Jeff Mays.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ Fans pump their fists in the air!
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Johnny Bench steals third base!
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Phoenix Guerin. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The stands are electric!
π Foul tip. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Phoenix Guerin.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Helltown Infernal Juice Dealers batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alewife Nagashima (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Alewife Nagashima strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hal Winslow (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hal Winslow strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Cecil Jeppesen (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Cecil Jeppesen strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Kubrick Menendez is leaving the game. π RP1 Olmec Denham takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams pops out to SS Belle Loveless.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 4, 2 2B, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 2 BB, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field. π£ Home fans stomp their feet in unison!
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a fly ball to LF Phoenix Guerin. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 HBP, 1 2B)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base. π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Munchkin Grant to 1B Hal Winslow. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to third base. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 3B Munchkin Grant to 1B Hal Winslow.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Helltown Infernal Juice Dealers batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Big BoΕΎiΔ (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Big BoΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Munchkin Grant (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Munchkin Grant strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Corey Yusupova (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Corey Yusupova strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Olmec Denham is leaving the game. π RP2 Orion Munoz takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 4, 2 1B, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to the pitcher.
π Honus Wagner pops out to P Orion Munoz.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 4, 2 1B, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Jeff Mays.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Jeff Mays.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 4, 2 2B, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Munchkin Grant to 1B Hal Winslow.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Helltown Infernal Juice Dealers batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Belle Loveless (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Belle Loveless strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Phoenix Guerin (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Phoenix Guerin strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jeff Mays (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jeff Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Orion Munoz is leaving the game. π RP3 Zazzles Rowland takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 2 BB, 1 2B, 1 FO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to LF Phoenix Guerin.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 4, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Phoenix Guerin. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 2 BB, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Big BoΕΎiΔ. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 BB, 2 GO, 1 HBP, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to second base.
π Johnny Bench lines out to 2B Corey Yusupova.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 4, 2 1B, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Helltown Infernal Juice Dealers batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alewife Nagashima (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Alewife Nagashima hits a popup to second base.
π Alewife Nagashima pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Hal Winslow (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hal Winslow strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Cecil Jeppesen (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Cecil Jeppesen walks.
π Now batting: Big BoΕΎiΔ (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Cecil Jeppesen steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Big BoΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Helltown Infernal Juice Dealers. Final score: 15-0