π π Ottawa Happy Smiles vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Ottawa Happy Smiles Cole Blackburn vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. SS Juan Gilmore
2. LF Amir Chauhan
3. 1B Koala Tran
4. DH Joseph Matsuda
5. 3B Ezra Dykstra
6. C Loopy Graves
7. RF DVD MolnΓ‘r
8. 2B Ki-Hoon O'Donnell
9. CF Kay Olofsson
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Juan Gilmore (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Juan Gilmore hits a line drive to center field.
π Juan Gilmore lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Amir Chauhan (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Amir Chauhan strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Koala Tran (1st PA of game)
π Koala Tran hits a fly ball to right field.
π Koala Tran flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Cole Blackburn is leaving the game. π SP1 Tiffany Grimes takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Kay Olofsson.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth lines out to CF Kay Olofsson.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Kay Olofsson.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Joseph Matsuda (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Joseph Matsuda strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ezra Dykstra (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ezra Dykstra hits a ground ball to third base.
π Ezra Dykstra grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Loopy Graves (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Loopy Graves strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Tiffany Grimes is leaving the game. π SP2 Bee Turner takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to P Bee Turner.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, P Bee Turner to 1B Koala Tran.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: DVD MolnΓ‘r (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π DVD MolnΓ‘r hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π DVD MolnΓ‘r grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Ki-Hoon O'Donnell (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ki-Hoon O'Donnell hits a line drive to center field.
π Ki-Hoon O'Donnell lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Kay Olofsson (1st PA of game)
π Kay Olofsson hits a line drive to third base.
π Kay Olofsson lines out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Bee Turner is leaving the game. π SP3 Camila Barker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to CF Kay Olofsson.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to LF Amir Chauhan. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams doubles on a fly ball to CF Kay Olofsson.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The fans scream for their heroes!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field. π£ The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
π Babe Ruth lines out to CF Kay Olofsson.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Juan Gilmore (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Juan Gilmore hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Juan Gilmore singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Amir Chauhan (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Amir Chauhan strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Koala Tran (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Koala Tran strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Joseph Matsuda (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Joseph Matsuda strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Camila Barker is leaving the game. π SP4 Cole Blackburn takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ A cheer rips through the park!
π Ball. 2-1. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging. π£ It's a wall of sound!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, SS Juan Gilmore to 1B Koala Tran. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Chants thunder around the stadium!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ezra Dykstra (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ezra Dykstra strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Loopy Graves (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Loopy Graves hits a fly ball to left field.
π Loopy Graves flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: DVD MolnΓ‘r (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π DVD MolnΓ‘r strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Cole Blackburn is leaving the game. π SP5 Laurie Booker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Ezra Dykstra to 1B Koala Tran.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul tip. Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ki-Hoon O'Donnell (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ki-Hoon O'Donnell hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ki-Hoon O'Donnell singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Kay Olofsson (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Ki-Hoon O'Donnell is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Kay Olofsson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Juan Gilmore (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Juan Gilmore strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Laurie Booker is leaving the game. π RP1 Norbie Dempsey takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Ki-Hoon O'Donnell to 1B Koala Tran.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF DVD MolnΓ‘r.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to RF DVD MolnΓ‘r.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Amir Chauhan (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Amir Chauhan hits a ground ball to third base.
π Amir Chauhan grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Koala Tran (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Koala Tran strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Joseph Matsuda (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Joseph Matsuda strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Norbie Dempsey is leaving the game. π RP2 Kbity Prestwickton takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to second base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to 2B Ki-Hoon O'Donnell. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays homers on a fly ball to right field! Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Ki-Hoon O'Donnell to 1B Koala Tran.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Juan Gilmore to 1B Koala Tran.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 2 LO, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF DVD MolnΓ‘r.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The cheering is relentless!
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Juan Gilmore to 1B Koala Tran.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ezra Dykstra (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ezra Dykstra strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Loopy Graves (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Loopy Graves strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: DVD MolnΓ‘r (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π DVD MolnΓ‘r strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Kbity Prestwickton is leaving the game. π RP3 Christie Griffey takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Ezra Dykstra to 1B Koala Tran.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Amir Chauhan.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ki-Hoon O'Donnell (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Cheers cascade from every section!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ki-Hoon O'Donnell strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Kay Olofsson (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Kay Olofsson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Kay Olofsson singles on a ground ball to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Juan Gilmore (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Juan Gilmore hits a fly ball to center field. π£ Everyone is cheering at once!
π Juan Gilmore flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Amir Chauhan (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Amir Chauhan hits a ground ball to third base.
π Amir Chauhan grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Ottawa Happy Smiles. Final score: 5-0