π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Avi Mack vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to second base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to center field.
π Rita Tejada lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, P Randy Johnson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds into a force out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to SS Barbara Bone. Rickey Henderson out at second.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1. π£ Fans are losing their minds!
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to center field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Orlando HadΕΎiΔ steals second base! π£ The fans are fired up!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ Everyone is cheering at once!
π Ball. 2-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing home.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to third base.
π Ted Williams pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ Supporters pound on the railings!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 F)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Willie Mays to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The crowd is pumped up!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to C Gertrude McCall. Willie Mays out at home.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 HBP, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone unassisted. Ted Williams out at second.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 F, 1 1B)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds into a double play, 3B Alexandra Quinn to SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Jackie Robinson out at second base. Mike Schmidt out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Alexandra Quinn is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Alexandra Quinn to second base.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to center field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to CF Willie Mays. Alexandra Quinn to third base.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Hannah Whitaker is caught stealing second base.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Lou Gehrig steals third base!
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 2 GO, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays triples on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to the catcher.
π Ted Williams pops out to C Gertrude McCall.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Everyone cheers at once!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul tip. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 1 SO, 1 F, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 2 BB, 1 F)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 7-0