π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Tejada singles on a fly ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rita Tejada is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ Everyone cheers at once!
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to right field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Hannah Whitaker is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to second base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds into a double play, 2B Jackie Robinson to SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Hannah Whitaker out at second base. Brandi Rakoto out at first base.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a popup to first base.
π Gertrude McCall pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. π£ The home faithful go berserk!
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field! Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. π£ Fans yell themselves hoarse!
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a line drive to right field! Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a popup to second base.
π Willie Mays pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to right field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The stadium shakes with excitement!
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The home faithful go berserk!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a double play, SS Barbara Bone to C Gertrude McCall to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Jackie Robinson out at home. Honus Wagner out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to left field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada doubles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds out, P Myrtle Bakker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth triples on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging. π£ The hometown supporters give a roar!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to third base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Flapdoodle Marquez steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The stands are electric!
π Foul tip. Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 2 GO)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 4, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 FO, 1 3B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to the catcher.
π Babe Ruth pops out to C Gertrude McCall.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (3 for 4, 2 1B, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Noam Shevchenko to third base.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to second base.
π Barbara Bone grounds into a force out, 2B Jackie Robinson unassisted. Flapdoodle Marquez out at second. Noam Shevchenko scores!
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 8-1