π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a popup to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The crowd lets out a collective howl!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ Fans shout encouragement!
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, P Count Young to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to second base.
π Johnny Bench pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a line drive to left field.
π Alexandra Quinn homers on a line drive to left field!
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul tip. 2-2. π£ It's pure pandemonium!
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Willie Mays scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base. π£ The stadium shakes with excitement!
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to second base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a popup to third base.
π Rita Tejada pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 SF)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ The ballpark erupts in applause!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ball. 1-2. Willie Mays is caught stealing home.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to the catcher.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to C Gertrude McCall.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to first base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The hometown fans roar their support!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The stadium shakes with excitement!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Babe Ruth scores! Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ A mighty cheer erupts!
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone. Mike Schmidt to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 HBP, 1 BB)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SF, 1 SO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, C Gertrude McCall to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2. π£ Fans whoop and holler!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench hits a grand slam on a fly ball to left field! Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 SF, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ The home fans make themselves heard!
π Ted Williams hits a popup to second base.
π Ted Williams pops out on a sacrifice fly to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 4, 2 1B, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 4, 2 SO, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to second base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 GO, 2 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 4, 1 PO, 2 FO, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (3 for 4, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 4, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to third base.
π Honus Wagner lines out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 BB, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to center field.
π Rita Tejada triples on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 SO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 12-1