π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to right field.
π Rita Tejada doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul tip. 3-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to right field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to the catcher.
π Johnny Bench pops out to C Gertrude McCall.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a popup to first base.
π Willie Mays pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson triples on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Fans slap the walls in rhythm!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1. π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies into a double play, CF Rita Tejada to SS Barbara Bone. Babe Ruth out at second base.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Johnny Bench is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to first base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ Supporters wave their banners high!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 3B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The crowd belts out the team's chant!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field! Willie Mays scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 CDP)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to center field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to first base. π£ The home supporters can't contain themselves!
π Honus Wagner lines out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 3B, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Ted Williams is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to third base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a popup to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to left field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 CDP, 1 FO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. π£ The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals home!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ A wave of cheers sweeps the stadium!
π Ball. 3-0. Johnny Bench is caught stealing third base.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a popup to second base.
π Gertrude McCall pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 1 2B, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 7-0