π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Dacie Petrenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to second base.
π Johnny Bench pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to first base. π£ The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
π Honus Wagner pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ Energy pulses from the stands!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a ground ball to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Brandi Rakoto steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ Everyone in the stands is on their feet!
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Gertrude McCall walks.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ You can feel the stands vibrating!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds into a force out, 3B Mike Schmidt unassisted. Brandi Rakoto out at third. Gertrude McCall to second base. Rita Tejada to first base.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul tip. Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base. π£ Fans shout encouragement!
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to center field.
π Alexandra Quinn flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to P Joshua Tkachenko.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field. π£ The crowd erupts into cheers!
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by 2B Hannah Whitaker. Jackie Robinson to second base. Fielding error by Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ You can feel the stands vibrating!
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn unassisted. Jackie Robinson out at third. Mike Schmidt to second base. Johnny Bench to first base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 2 2B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, P Joshua Tkachenko to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 BB)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 F)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds into a force out, 2B Jackie Robinson unassisted. Gertrude McCall out at second.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Noam Shevchenko is caught stealing second base.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field. π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 FC)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 FO, 1 F)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 2 2B, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The stands explode in noise!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson scores! Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The crowd belts out the team's chant!
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays homers on a fly ball to left field! Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to the catcher.
π Ted Williams pops out to C Gertrude McCall.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to center field.
π Alexandra Quinn doubles on a fly ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 1 2B, 1 FO, 2 1B)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (3 for 4, 3 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 SF, 1 FC)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 4, 1 PO, 1 FO, 1 F, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to center field! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (3 for 4, 2 2B, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 F)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 F)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 12-0