π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Count Young vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field. π£ Fans pump their fists in the air!
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2. π£ The hometown fans roar their support!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2. π£ Fans roar in support!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul tip. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to C Gertrude McCall. Johnny Bench out at home. Lou Gehrig to third base. Honus Wagner to second base. Willie Mays to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 HBP)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to center field.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a line drive to left field.
π Gertrude McCall lines out to LF Rickey Henderson. Brandi Rakoto to second base.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a popup to second base.
π Rita Tejada pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 BB)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, P Randy Johnson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to first base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a line drive to center field.
π Alexandra Quinn lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ Fans pump their fists in the air!
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson lines out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Honus Wagner scores! Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The energy in here is palpable!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to third base.
π Babe Ruth lines out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Noam Shevchenko to second base.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 2B, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a popup to first base.
π Hannah Whitaker pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to left field.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to first base.
π Rita Tejada singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth. Brandi Rakoto to third base.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 3, 1 F, 1 LO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a ground ball to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds into a double play, 3B Mike Schmidt to SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Flapdoodle Marquez out at second base. Barbara Bone out at first base.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 6-0