π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a popup to first base.
π Rita Tejada pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko doubles on a fly ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The crowd lets out a collective howl!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ Banners wave wildly!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to center field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging. Lou Gehrig steals second base! π£ You can feel the stands vibrating!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging. π£ The stands are shaking!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to first base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ A cheer rips through the park!
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays homers on a line drive to left field! Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to third base.
π Ted Williams pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a line drive to left field.
π Alexandra Quinn doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 HR)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ Everyone is chanting the team's name!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Johnny Bench grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to SS Barbara Bone. Jackie Robinson out at second. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. π£ The crowd rallies behind the team!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a line drive to left field.
π Gertrude McCall doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth. Gertrude McCall scores!
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to second base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Noam Shevchenko to third base.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field. π£ Supporters pound on the railings!
π Ted Williams flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 3, 1 2B, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The noise is overwhelming!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ Fans slap the walls in rhythm!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to first base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 HR, 1 F)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 PO)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Johnny Bench out at second.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to second base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Willie Mays hits a popup to second base.
π Willie Mays pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 1 2B, 1 HR, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 BB, 1 PO, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks. Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 4, 1 LO, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The fans are fired up!
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (2 for 3, 2 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul tip. 1-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to first base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a ground ball to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to first base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 7-1