π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a popup to second base.
π Rita Tejada pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ Noise rains down from the seats!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to center field.
π Alexandra Quinn flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Mike Schmidt out at second.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds into a double play, 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ to 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Johnny Bench out at second base. Lou Gehrig out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to left field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone unassisted. Honus Wagner out at second.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field. π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Rickey Henderson lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Flapdoodle Marquez walks.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ The crowd erupts into cheers!
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base. π£ The noise just keeps building!
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ Energy pulses from the stands!
π Ball. 1-2. Ted Williams steals third base!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 F, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 F, 1 HBP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1. π£ Noise rains down from the seats!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 LO, 1 SF)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Babe Ruth is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a popup to first base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 F, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. π£ Fans roar in support!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking. π£ It's pure pandemonium!
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a popup to second base.
π Rita Tejada pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 4-0