π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to first base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to right field.
π Alexandra Quinn flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging. Johnny Bench steals second base!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, C Gertrude McCall to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ Noise rains down from the seats!
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to the catcher.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to C Gertrude McCall.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 BB)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a line drive to center field.
π Alexandra Quinn lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a popup to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1. π£ Hands clap and whistles pierce the air!
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to second base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul tip. 2-1.
π Mike Schmidt is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to second base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez lines out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, P Justin Bradley to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to right field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds into a double play, 3B Mike Schmidt to 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Orlando HadΕΎiΔ out at second base. Hannah Whitaker out at first base.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to first base.
π Ted Williams lines out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The energy in the park surges!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ A thunderous cheer echoes across the field!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 2-0