π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The place is rocking!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ The hometown fans roar their support!
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Babe Ruth out at third.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to left field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to third base.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to second base.
π Honus Wagner lines out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a line drive to center field.
π Hannah Whitaker lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to second base.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking. Brandi Rakoto steals second base!
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to third base.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to first base.
π Willie Mays grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a double play, SS Barbara Bone to 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Ted Williams out at second base. Rickey Henderson out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to right field.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Brandi Rakoto steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth reaches on a fielding error by 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ The ballpark is in an uproar!
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to right field! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 GO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ You can feel the hype building!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds out, P Justin Bradley to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2. π£ The place is rocking!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to second base.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 F, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
π Gertrude McCall hits a line drive to first base.
π Gertrude McCall lines out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking. π£ The stands are rumbling!
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 3-0