π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to second base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to second base.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to right field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to second base.
π Babe Ruth lines out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base. π£ A thunderous cheer echoes across the field!
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a popup to third base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to first base.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to third base.
π Honus Wagner pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a popup to first base.
π Gertrude McCall pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to the shortstop. π£ The crowd is pumped up!
π Jackie Robinson lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to first base.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 PO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ A chant grows louder and louder!
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ A cheer rips through the park!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. π£ A tremendous cheer fills the air!
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 2-0