π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to left field! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Every fan is making noise!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ The hometown fans roar!
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to center field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Supporters wave their banners high!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1. π£ Chants thunder around the stadium!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to right field! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Willie Mays grounds out, P Joshua Tkachenko to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to second base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to third base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson homers on a line drive to right field! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 GO, 2 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
π Johnny Bench lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds into a force out, 3B Mike Schmidt to SS Honus Wagner. Hannah Whitaker out at second.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 4, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (4 for 4, 3 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The ballpark is in an uproar!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 2 HR, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base. Babe Ruth to second base. π£ Fans shout encouragement!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 4, 2 FO, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Mike Schmidt grounds into a force out, P A. Wu to C Gertrude McCall. Rickey Henderson out at home. Babe Ruth to third base. Jackie Robinson to second base. Mike Schmidt to first base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 4, 1 GO, 2 HR, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ A wave of cheers sweeps the stadium!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to third base.
π Johnny Bench lines out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to second base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to third base.
π Rita Tejada lines out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, P Mariano Rivera to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 11-0