π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to left field.
π Rita Tejada lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Barbara Bone singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Noam Shevchenko to second base.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Noam Shevchenko is caught stealing third base.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to left field.
π Hannah Whitaker homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a popup to third base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to left field.
π Barbara Bone reaches on a throwing error by LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, P Dacie Petrenko to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to right field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone unassisted. Lou Gehrig out at second.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The home fans make themselves heard!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ A tremendous cheer fills the air!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Rita Tejada to third base.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 2, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The hometown fans roar!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 2B, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 F)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to second base.
π Honus Wagner lines out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π Start of the bottom of the 9th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP3 A. Wu is leaving the game. π CL Seraphina Veras takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ The decibels rise to a frenzy!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to right field! Jackie Robinson scores!
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 2-1