🔗 💸 Win Big Money vs 💩 Shit Baseball Players @ Toilet Bowl Coliseum
🔗 💸 Win Big Money Shoeless Aerts vs. 💩 Shit Baseball Players Emma van der Kooy
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1. CF Rollie Mateo
2. C Rafaela Correa
3. RF Cassiopeia Hatfield
4. LF Milton Mays
5. 2B Geo Dale
6. SS Ross Rees
7. 3B Stuffed Fukushima
8. 1B Wei Trott
9. DH Min-Jun Weber
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1. 1B Test Ragequit
2. 3B Michael Aquino
3. SS Bloop Wanamaker
4. LF Megan Sahu
5. 2B Brooks Avila
6. CF Cheng Weeks
7. C Purple Hess
8. RF Jack Mitchell
9. DH My Loveless
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 💸 Win Big Money batting. 💩 Emma van der Kooy pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Rollie Mateo (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Rollie Mateo hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Rollie Mateo homers on a fly ball to center field!
🔗 Now batting: Rafaela Correa (1st PA of game)
🔗 Rafaela Correa hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Rafaela Correa singles on a line drive to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Cassiopeia Hatfield (1st PA of game)
🔗 Cassiopeia Hatfield hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Cassiopeia Hatfield grounds out, 2B Brooks Avila to 1B Test Ragequit. Rafaela Correa to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Milton Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Milton Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Milton Mays flies out to RF Jack Mitchell. Rafaela Correa to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Geo Dale (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Geo Dale hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Geo Dale homers on a line drive to left field! Rafaela Correa scores!
🔗 Now batting: Ross Rees (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ross Rees hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Ross Rees grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 💸 Shoeless Aerts pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Test Ragequit lines out to CF Rollie Mateo.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Michael Aquino singles on a line drive to LF Milton Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker flies out to CF Rollie Mateo.
🔗 Now batting: Megan Sahu (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Megan Sahu hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Megan Sahu flies out to LF Milton Mays.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 💸 Win Big Money batting. 💩 Emma van der Kooy pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Stuffed Fukushima (1st PA of game)
🔗 Stuffed Fukushima hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Stuffed Fukushima singles on a ground ball to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Wei Trott (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Wei Trott is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Stuffed Fukushima to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Min-Jun Weber (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 3-1. 📣 Chants thunder around the stadium!
🔗 Ball 4. Min-Jun Weber walks. Stuffed Fukushima to third base. Wei Trott to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Rollie Mateo (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1. 📣 The hometown section is deafening!
🔗 Rollie Mateo hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Rollie Mateo doubles on a line drive to RF Jack Mitchell. Stuffed Fukushima scores! Wei Trott scores! Min-Jun Weber to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Rafaela Correa (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Rafaela Correa hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Rafaela Correa doubles on a line drive to LF Megan Sahu. Min-Jun Weber scores! Rollie Mateo scores!
🔗 Now batting: Cassiopeia Hatfield (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Cassiopeia Hatfield hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Cassiopeia Hatfield grounds out, 2B Brooks Avila to 1B Test Ragequit. Rafaela Correa to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Milton Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Milton Mays hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Milton Mays pops out to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Geo Dale (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Geo Dale hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Geo Dale grounds out, 2B Brooks Avila to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 💸 Shoeless Aerts pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Brooks Avila flies out to CF Rollie Mateo.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Cheng Weeks doubles on a fly ball to CF Rollie Mateo.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Purple Hess singles on a ground ball to 1B Wei Trott. Cheng Weeks to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 Fans roar in support!
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2. Purple Hess is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Jack Mitchell strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 💸 Win Big Money batting. 💩 Emma van der Kooy pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Ross Rees (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ross Rees hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Ross Rees grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Stuffed Fukushima (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Stuffed Fukushima hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Stuffed Fukushima homers on a fly ball to left field!
🔗 Now batting: Wei Trott (1 HBP)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Wei Trott hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Wei Trott doubles on a line drive to LF Megan Sahu.
🔗 Now batting: Min-Jun Weber (1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Min-Jun Weber hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Min-Jun Weber singles on a line drive to CF Cheng Weeks. Wei Trott to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Rollie Mateo (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Rollie Mateo hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Rollie Mateo grounds out, 2B Brooks Avila to 1B Test Ragequit. Wei Trott scores! Min-Jun Weber to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Rafaela Correa (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Foul tip. Rafaela Correa strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 💸 Shoeless Aerts pitching.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 My Loveless is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a line drive to the pitcher.
🔗 Test Ragequit lines into a force out, P Shoeless Aerts to SS Ross Rees. My Loveless out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Michael Aquino homers on a line drive to right field! Test Ragequit scores!
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker singles on a line drive to LF Milton Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Megan Sahu (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Megan Sahu hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Megan Sahu homers on a fly ball to left field! Bloop Wanamaker scores!
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.
🔗 Brooks Avila strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Cheng Weeks strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 💸 Win Big Money batting. 💩 Emma van der Kooy pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Cassiopeia Hatfield (0 for 2, 2 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Cassiopeia Hatfield hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Cassiopeia Hatfield singles on a ground ball to 2B Brooks Avila.
🔗 Now batting: Milton Mays (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 PO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Milton Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Milton Mays grounds into a double play, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit. Cassiopeia Hatfield out at second base. Milton Mays out at first base.
🔗 Now batting: Geo Dale (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
🔗 Geo Dale hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Geo Dale grounds out to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 💸 Shoeless Aerts pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Purple Hess singles on a line drive to CF Rollie Mateo.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Jack Mitchell singles on a line drive to RF Cassiopeia Hatfield. Purple Hess to third base.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (1 HBP)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Jack Mitchell is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 My Loveless hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 My Loveless homers on a fly ball to left field! Purple Hess scores!
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 F)
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Test Ragequit homers on a fly ball to left field!
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Michael Aquino doubles on a ground ball to LF Milton Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker flies out to LF Milton Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Megan Sahu (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Megan Sahu hits a line drive to right field. 📣 The fans thunder their approval!
🔗 Megan Sahu doubles on a line drive to RF Cassiopeia Hatfield. Michael Aquino scores!
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Brooks Avila singles on a line drive to RF Cassiopeia Hatfield. Megan Sahu to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. 📣 The stands are rumbling!
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Cheng Weeks strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 💸 Win Big Money batting. 💩 Emma van der Kooy pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Ross Rees (0 for 2, 2 GO)
🔗 Ross Rees hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Ross Rees lines out to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Stuffed Fukushima (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Stuffed Fukushima hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Stuffed Fukushima grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Wei Trott (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Wei Trott walks.
🔗 Now batting: Min-Jun Weber (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Min-Jun Weber hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Min-Jun Weber singles on a line drive to CF Cheng Weeks. Wei Trott to second base.
🔗 The 💩 Shit Baseball Players manager is making a mound visit.
🔗 SP1 Emma van der Kooy is leaving the game. 💩 RP1 Cabbage Bois takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rollie Mateo (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 2B, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 The hometown fans roar their support!
🔗 Rollie Mateo hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Rollie Mateo flies out to LF Megan Sahu.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 💸 Shoeless Aerts pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (2 for 2, 2 1B)
🔗 Purple Hess hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Purple Hess reaches on a fielding error by SP1 Shoeless Aerts.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Jack Mitchell grounds into a force out, 3B Stuffed Fukushima to 2B Geo Dale. Purple Hess out at second.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 HR)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. My Loveless walks. Jack Mitchell to second base.
🔗 The 💸 Win Big Money manager is making a mound visit.
🔗 SP1 Shoeless Aerts is leaving the game. 💸 RP1 Wimbly Pain II takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 F, 1 HR)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Test Ragequit singles on a ground ball to 1B Wei Trott. Jack Mitchell to third base. My Loveless to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (3 for 3, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Michael Aquino lines out on a sacrifice fly to LF Milton Mays. Jack Mitchell scores! My Loveless to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 3, 2 FO, 1 1B)
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, SS Ross Rees to 1B Wei Trott.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 💸 Win Big Money batting. 💩 Cabbage Bois pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Rafaela Correa (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Rafaela Correa walks.
🔗 Now batting: Cassiopeia Hatfield (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Cassiopeia Hatfield hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Cassiopeia Hatfield grounds into a double play, 2B Brooks Avila to SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit. Rafaela Correa out at second base. Cassiopeia Hatfield out at first base.
🔗 Now batting: Milton Mays (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 PO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Milton Mays walks.
🔗 Now batting: Geo Dale (1 for 3, 1 HR, 2 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Geo Dale hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Geo Dale grounds out, 2B Brooks Avila to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 💸 Wimbly Pain II pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Megan Sahu (2 for 3, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Megan Sahu hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Megan Sahu singles on a line drive to CF Rollie Mateo.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a popup to the catcher.
🔗 Brooks Avila pops out to C Rafaela Correa.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 3, 1 2B, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Cheng Weeks flies out to RF Cassiopeia Hatfield.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (2 for 3, 2 1B)
🔗 Purple Hess hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Purple Hess flies out to LF Milton Mays.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 💸 Win Big Money batting. 💩 Cabbage Bois pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Ross Rees (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 LO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ross Rees hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Ross Rees homers on a fly ball to left field!
🔗 Now batting: Stuffed Fukushima (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Stuffed Fukushima hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Stuffed Fukushima singles on a ground ball to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
🔗 Now batting: Wei Trott (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 2B, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Stuffed Fukushima steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 A roar builds from the seats!
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Wei Trott walks.
🔗 Now batting: Min-Jun Weber (2 for 2, 1 BB, 2 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Min-Jun Weber hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Min-Jun Weber grounds into a force out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 3B Michael Aquino. Stuffed Fukushima out at third. Wei Trott to second base. Min-Jun Weber to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Rollie Mateo (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 It's pure pandemonium!
🔗 Rollie Mateo hits a line drive to second base.
🔗 Rollie Mateo lines into a double play, 2B Brooks Avila to SS Bloop Wanamaker. Wei Trott out at second base.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 💸 Wimbly Pain II pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 F)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a line drive to third base.
🔗 Jack Mitchell lines out to 3B Stuffed Fukushima.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 HR, 1 BB)
🔗 My Loveless hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 My Loveless flies out to CF Rollie Mateo.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (2 for 4, 1 LO, 1 F, 1 HR, 1 1B)
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Test Ragequit singles on a line drive to CF Rollie Mateo.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (3 for 3, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 2B, 1 SF)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Michael Aquino flies out to CF Rollie Mateo.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 💸 Win Big Money batting. 💩 Cabbage Bois pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Rafaela Correa (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Rafaela Correa hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Rafaela Correa flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Cassiopeia Hatfield (1 for 4, 3 GO, 1 1B, 1 GIDP)
🔗 Cassiopeia Hatfield hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Cassiopeia Hatfield flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Milton Mays (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 PO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 BB)
🔗 Milton Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Milton Mays flies out to LF Megan Sahu.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 💸 Wimbly Pain II pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 4, 2 FO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker pops out to 2B Geo Dale.
🔗 Now batting: Megan Sahu (3 for 4, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 2B, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Megan Sahu hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Megan Sahu lines out to RF Cassiopeia Hatfield.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (1 for 4, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Brooks Avila grounds out, 3B Stuffed Fukushima to 1B Wei Trott.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 💸 Win Big Money batting. 💩 Cabbage Bois pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Geo Dale (1 for 4, 1 HR, 3 GO)
🔗 Geo Dale hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Geo Dale singles on a ground ball to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Ross Rees (1 for 4, 2 GO, 1 LO, 1 HR)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ross Rees hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Ross Rees singles on a ground ball to 3B Michael Aquino. Geo Dale to second base.
🔗 The 💩 Shit Baseball Players manager is making a mound visit.
🔗 RP1 Cabbage Bois remains in the game.
🔗 Now batting: Stuffed Fukushima (3 for 4, 2 1B, 1 HR, 1 GO)
🔗 Stuffed Fukushima hits a line drive to second base.
🔗 Stuffed Fukushima lines out to 2B Brooks Avila.
🔗 Now batting: Wei Trott (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 2B, 2 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Wei Trott hits a fly ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Wei Trott flies out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
🔗 Now batting: Min-Jun Weber (2 for 3, 1 BB, 2 1B, 1 F)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 The stadium erupts!
🔗 Min-Jun Weber hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Min-Jun Weber grounds out, P Cabbage Bois to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 9th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. RP1 Wimbly Pain II is leaving the game. 💸 CL Kid Yusupova takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 4, 1 2B, 2 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Cheng Weeks walks.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (2 for 4, 2 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Purple Hess grounds into a force out, P Kid Yusupova to 2B Geo Dale. Cheng Weeks out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 4, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 F, 1 LO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Jack Mitchell strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 HR, 1 BB, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 My Loveless hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 My Loveless flies out to CF Rollie Mateo.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 💸 Win Big Money are Prosperous! They earn 380 🪙. 💩 Shit Baseball Players are Prosperous! They earn 760 🪙.
🔗 💸 Win Big Money defeated 💩 Shit Baseball Players. Final score: 10-9